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    Are we watching an empire collapse in real time?

    pfff snake, monkey, iguana blah blah blah. If you think you're brave come and try the wife's cooking :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: If you're not careful you'll lose 2 stones in a week. :poop:😇
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    Joke thread

    I think he posted the other tyre
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    Your day in 3 words.

    Iceland to cuba Sweater to thong Life is exciting
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    Your day in 3 words.

    On the rum looking at holidays Not ending well Need a nap
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    New Owner - 2021 MG5 SR

    It's a 1595kg lump, 2 tonne is the maximum gross weight if filled up with people and luggage. (y)
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    Joke thread

    Who says my lady ain't posh enough for a capital E :ROFLMAO:
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    Joke thread

    My escort was a smooth ride 🤪 :ROFLMAO:
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    Rear screen washer failure.

    The problem with mine was it affected the electrics and the car wouldn't shut off. But the photos will help others no doubt.
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    What's the Record for maintaining Battery SOH at 100%

    Well, after having the rear washer connector in the door pillar leak, and require the car to be recovered and repaired, i collected it yesterday. They had done a car inspection on it and low and behold they had recorded the brake pad thicknesses. At the mot/service in June 2025 they had stated...
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    Rear screen washer failure.

    Service guy was being a bit coy when i asked, but i have the receipt as such. Carried out complimentary health check. Carried out investigation into burst waster pipe and no drive. Charged 12v battery (AA guy put on report as flat - it was 11.9v when it left me) Replaced broken water clip...
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    Rear screen washer failure.

    Mines in the dealers with the same symptom, the day after my rear washer leaked from by the drivers pillar. I should know the outcome tomorrow, I'll ask what fixed it from not turning off.
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    Rear screen washer failure.

    Well i'm still waiting after 2 days for the dealer to look at my car, he's calling me tomorrow, so i'll call first as they were looking at it today so they should have answers. Just in time for a motherload of snow :(
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    Recall ABS

    I got a recall done for kers 3 to activate the brake lights. This was on a pfl though.
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    Your day in 3 words.

    mg5 in garage bit of screenwash messed with electronics Courtesy Car is MG HS Hybrid Hope fixed soon. :(
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    Rear screen washer failure.

    No but I said I'd taken off the trim to save him time if he was going to look😇 Tbh it was bone dry underneath the carpet. But by God the trim clips that you have to push the trim back into are evil, so I left it lol
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