Extremely reassuring in light (

) of my optician’s report about possible cataracts beginning in my eyes.
What John said, really. However, what my optician said is interesting. When I was jumping up and down carrying on about how great my eyesight was post-op, she remarked, "I'm really looking forward to getting cataracts, because you end up with better sight than you started with." I asked her why she was so sure she would get them, but she said everyone does if they live long enough. (My dad never had cataract surgery and he lived to 85, but then that was 1989, so it's possible there was a higher bar to initiating the surgery then.)
I was so keen to get my eyesight back that I was literally gagging for the surgery. After my surgeon had described the procedure he said, do you think you can lie still while I do that? I said, I've just had three tooth implants done. Do you want a reference from my dentist?
It's not that it's "no worse than the dentist." It's not even that it's "not as bad as the dentist." It literally doesn't hurt at all. My surgeon said that, and they're not allowed to lie to you.
When I went into the hospital for the procedure a nurse did a booking-in routine which included taking my blood pressure. She looked at the reading then literally rocked back in her chair and said, "you're completely Zen-ed out, aren't you?" I said, well what is there to be worried about? Is there anything to be worried about? She said no, but most people showed signs of apprehension anyway.
If I'd been told the procedure had a similar discomfort level to the tooth implants I think I'd have been just as Zen-ed out. I was
that keen to have it done. But it absolutely literally doesn't hurt at all.