Joke thread

[MG Clive]

Close to the edge, down by the river
Down at the end, round by the corner….

If you know you know

Yes, I agree.

 

[Everest]

All perfectly legal, of course, as long as:

• you didn't drink enough alcohol to be over the legal limit, and
• you were only on the phone after you stopped at the request of the kind officer.

More for those that like to live life on the edge.

You need to take your computer off loud-speaking mode... mode... mode... mode...

[ Edit by embarrassed moderator: removed one of the quoted posts. It's now fixed... fixed... fixed... ]

 

[siteguru]

It's Deja Vu all over again.

 

[T1 Terry]

It's Deja Vu all over again.

It's like we've seen it all before eh

T1 Terry

 

[Giller]

When I was young we only had an outside toilet…..

.. but Dad worked hard and eventually we got a house.

 

[EVsince2016]

Talking of prime ministers.
It's a good job that Sir Kneelalot has a skin like a Rhino! .......
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It is so sad that so many are voting for hate politics.

Whilst the so many others vote for confusion, no idea and con artists.

 

[Biker67]

It is so sad that so many are voting for hate politics.

Whilst the so many others vote for confusion, no idea and con artists.

Like it or not, the voting speaks for itself. Folk are voting against their betrayal by Sir Kneelalot.
Do you honestly believe that all those voters really are all "hateful racists"

 

[EVsince2016]

Like it or not, the voting speaks for itself. Folk are voting against their betrayal by Sir Kneelalot.
Do you honestly believe that all those voters really are all "hateful racists"

Trump led hate led to the mess in the US
Hitler led hate led to Nazi Germany
Farage is no diferrent

Sadly, the rest of our politics is a mess of fools & corruption, but that does not make Farage anything other than a racist hate campaigner to line his own pockets & ego.

 

[Biker67]

Trump led hate led to the mess in the US
Hitler led hate led to Nazi Germany
Farage is no diferrent

Sadly, the rest of our politics is a mess of fools & corruption, but that does not make Farage anything other than a racist hate campaigner to line his own pockets & ego.

I respectfully suggest that you get used to what's happening in Western politics. As I very much doubt that it's heading in a direction that you'll like.

PS...
I'd imagine that getting any further in-depth with this discussion. Won't do either of us any favours with the moderator guys
So I'll leave it at this.......
The genuine "Far-Right" does exist. But if They make up any more than 2% of the UK population. I'll be astonished.
The 1000's of voters that voted Reform & thereby kicked Labour into the weeds. Are not "Right-Wing Thugs"
You can deny that as much as you like. But it won't change anything.
And from 2029 onwards, I predict that Labour will be a party spoken about in history lessons.

 

[Everest]

It appears that this joke thread has turned distinctively "not funny"

 

[Biker67]

It appears that this joke thread has turned distinctively "not funny"

The comments made about Trump etc were hilarious!

 

[EVsince2016]

It appears that this joke thread has turned distinctively "not funny"

The jokes had gone from funny to not funny a while back.

Maybe time to close the thread.

 

[Biker67]

The jokes had gone from funny to not funny a while back.

Maybe time to close the thread.

Surely not?
Freedom of speech is extremely important.

 

[salty]

The jokes had gone from funny to not funny a while back.

Maybe time to close the thread.

Nah, some of um are very, funny.
Ok, some of um are, definitely not.
Just ignore those.
Definitely shouldn't be closed, though.

 

[EVsince2016]

Maybe t

Nah, some of um are very, funny.
Ok, some of um are, definitely not.
Just ignore those.
Definitely shouldn't be closed, though.

Mybe the moderators could do some "tidying up" getting rid of the recent debate on what is clean / politics & return the thread to what it was.

Funny!

 

[T1 Terry]

The jokes had gone from funny to not funny a while back.

Maybe time to close the thread.

Nah, just run it through the political filter and shift those posts off to the basement of the Council buildings of Pan Galactic 3 in the Rigel constellation where it can be accessed by anyone in person in the sporadic Council opening hours.

Thanks to @OriginalBigAl for bring that gem back to light From Douglas Adams Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy

T1 Terry

 

[MG Clive]

We've had a few reports about the way this thread is going, can we stick to proper decent jokes please.

Thanks.

 

[Biker67]

Thanks to @OriginalBigAl for bring that gem back to light From Douglas Adams Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy

Run it through the "Babel Fish" filter!

 

[OriginalBigAl]

Nah, just run it through the political filter and shift those posts off to the basement of the Council buildings of Pan Galactic 3 in the Rigel constellation where it can be accessed by anyone in person in the sporadic Council opening hours.

Thanks to @OriginalBigAl for bring that gem back to light From Douglas Adams Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy

T1 Terry

Do you mind , .... I was enjoying a bit of solitude and eating my sandwiches in a bit of peace and quiet. Find your own planet , this ones occupied ! Which sounds a surprisingly a bit right wing , and nationalistic, don't know what's wrong with me , too many bad influences ?

 

[Ian Key]

My pet mouse Elvis died yesterday....

...he was caught in a trap