Joke thread

[JohnV6]

I guess most women can't see it though

 

[JohnV6]

What's the fastest baked item?

It's on the plate and it's scone.

 

[Rolfe]

Nicola Sturgeon the ex First Minister of Scotland and SNP party leader's estranged husband, Peter Murrell, has pleaded guilty of embezzling £400,000 of party funds including a £125,000 motor home which was parked in his parents driveway.
Nicola Sturgeon denies any knowledge of his wrong doing and claims never to have seen the motor home.

The full story is incredibly convoluted. This piece has just appeared which purports to explain the timeline if anyone is interested.

Up The Hill And Down The Slope

On Sunday, Nicola Sturgeon told Laura Kuenssberg that the SNP’s accounts “went up and down” as her excuse for not noticing that hundreds of pounds had suddenly vanished from them.…

wingsoverscotland.com

 

[Ian Key]

 

[Rolfe]

The full story is incredibly convoluted. This piece has just appeared which purports to explain the timeline if anyone is interested.

Up The Hill And Down The Slope

On Sunday, Nicola Sturgeon told Laura Kuenssberg that the SNP’s accounts “went up and down” as her excuse for not noticing that hundreds of pounds had suddenly vanished from them.…

wingsoverscotland.com

Realising that this is probably far more detail than anyone here either needs or wants, I commend this 11-minute clip as a summary of the hilarity of the entire debacle.

 

[Giller]

Realising that this is probably far more detail than anyone here either needs or wants, I commend this 11-minute clip as a summary of the hilarity of the entire debacle.

Damn it Rolfe, you've got me addicted to those videos, love this one.

 

[Rolfe]

I didn't know there were any more. It's amazing what AI can do.

I see the van now has two steering wheels! The earlier video showed it with a left-hand drive and Murrell driving. Now Murrell is driving from the right-hand seat but the left-hand seat still has a steering wheel!

 

[Philfornow]

 

[Rolfe]

Hah, I saw that one. She's going to have to emigrate to Outer Mongolia at this rate, and serve her right.

 

[Giller]

I didn't know there were any more. It's amazing what AI can do.

I see the van now has two steering wheels! The earlier video showed it with a left-hand drive and Murrell driving. Now Murrell is driving from the right-hand seat but the left-hand seat still has a steering wheel!

I missed the 2 steering wheels, was laughing too much at Neil Oliver smashing the windscreen with his heed.

 

[JohnV6]

 

[siteguru]

I hear that Jordan Pickford suffers this dilemma every day.

 

[JohnV6]

 

[JohnV6]

 

[JohnV6]

 

[salty]

 

[MG Clive]

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I'm afraid somebody will have to explain this one to me?

 

[siteguru]

I'm afraid somebody will have to explain this one to me?

It's being used as a bedside table .. now, what is IN the box?

 

[OriginalBigAl]

It's being used as a bedside table .. now, what is IN the box?

Is it Prince Andrew who has changed his name to Danny ?

 

[Archev]

Is it Prince Andrew who has changed his name to Danny ?

He he that’s top drawer, no sweat