Joke thread

[Everest]

A teacher asks her class what their favourite letter is.
A student puts up his hand and says "G".
The teacher says, "Why is that Angus?"

Nope - didn't get that joke when it was posted earlier, and still don't

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Feb 26, 2026

Mom was helping her 7 year old with homework.
She asks him:

• What's your favourite letter?
• The letter G
• And why is that, Angus?

• Micropop

• 
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[Biker67]

Nope - didn't get that joke when it was posted earlier, and still don't

Post in thread 'Joke thread'

Feb 26, 2026

Mom was helping her 7 year old with homework.
She asks him:

• What's your favourite letter?
• The letter G
• And why is that, Angus?

• Micropop

• 
• 

Remove the letter G from Angus & what's left?

 

[decrep]

Nope - didn't get that joke when it was posted earlier, and still don't

That's the problem with a literal brain. Took me a while before the penny clicked.

 

[Rolfe]

I still think Mr Sarwar is more disadvantaged in that department.

 

[OriginalBigAl]

I still think Mr Sarwar is more disadvantaged in that department.

I got told off for political jokes !!!! ....... and on election day as well .

 

[Gomev]

I got told off for political jokes !!!! ....... and on election day as well .

Purdah on the MG forum.

 

[T1 Terry]

I still think Mr Sarwar is more disadvantaged in that department.

Where was the "G" in that name? Must be a UK type joke ......

T1 Terry

 

[Rolfe]

Where was the "G" in that name? Must be a UK type joke ......

T1 Terry

His first name is Anas. He's the leader of the Scottish Labour Party.

 

[T1 Terry]

His first name is Anas. He's the leader of the Scottish Labour Party.

I guess he is the butt of many a joke .... That thing where they call the surname first and then the given name must gone down well at school

T1 Terry

 

[T1 Terry]

I was having a few drinks at the local community club and we got to talking cars, as you do. One of the blokes said he had just got a new BMW for his wife, we all clinked glasses and wondered what we'd get for our wives, but congratulated him on the deal of a life time .....

T1 Terry

 

[salty]

 

[Rolfe]

I guess he is the butt of many a joke .... That thing where they call the surname first and then the given name must gone down well at school

T1 Terry

Tragically, he went to the same school as I did, just many many years later (and after it became co-educational).

 

[Technonotice]

Old McDonald automated his farm
AI, AI..Oh..

 

[MG Clive]

Old McDonald automated his farm
AI, AI..Oh..

That reminds me of another joke, read out loud the vowels in 'Celine Dion'

 

[Ian Key]

A magician started to use trap doors in his act. It's just a stage he's going through.

 

[salty]

 

[MG Clive]

Toay, the Polce have sa they are nvestgatng a strng of ID thefts.

 

[Biker67]

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Talking of prime ministers.
It's a good job that Sir Kneelalot has a skin like a Rhino! .......

 

[Everest]

Toay, the Polce have sa they are nvestgatng a strng of ID thefts.

Phew!... just checked, but fortunately, both our VW's are still on the drive

 

[JohnV6]