You know you are old when.....

[Ian Key]

You know you are old when:

You go to a cafe for lunch instead of the pub and expecting the other customers to be older than you but finding they are the same age and younger.

You use the torch on your phone to look at the menu

 

[Archev]

You know you are old when:

You find problems “down there” whilst dressing - only to discover you’ve already put your underpants on

 

[Anon70]

it's when the staff are a similar age to your grandchildren (and you are explaining menu items to them) you know you are old.

 

[Ian Key]

You have to scroll down more than twice to reach your year of birth in online forms.

 

[MG Clive]

A letter arrives from the doctor saying your test results were all Ok, and you can't even remember going to see the doctor.

 

[JohnV6]

The government doesn't see you as a worker rather they see your pension as a cash machine they can rob from.

 

[CGYorks]

Broad mind and narrow waist swap…

 

[CGYorks]

As the years pass you acquire the 3 measures of obesity…

You cannot see your belt buckle…
You cannot see your feet…
You cannot see your….