Content by m4rmite in January, 2026

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    Joke thread

    Who says my lady ain't posh enough for a capital E :ROFLMAO:
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    Joke thread

    My escort was a smooth ride 🤪 :ROFLMAO:
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    Rear screen washer failure.

    The problem with mine was it affected the electrics and the car wouldn't shut off. But the photos will help others no doubt.
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    What's the Record for maintaining Battery SOH at 100%

    Well, after having the rear washer connector in the door pillar leak, and require the car to be recovered and repaired, i collected it yesterday. They had done a car inspection on it and low and behold they had recorded the brake pad thicknesses. At the mot/service in June 2025 they had stated...
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    Rear screen washer failure.

    Service guy was being a bit coy when i asked, but i have the receipt as such. Carried out complimentary health check. Carried out investigation into burst waster pipe and no drive. Charged 12v battery (AA guy put on report as flat - it was 11.9v when it left me) Replaced broken water clip...
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    Rear screen washer failure.

    Mines in the dealers with the same symptom, the day after my rear washer leaked from by the drivers pillar. I should know the outcome tomorrow, I'll ask what fixed it from not turning off.
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    Rear screen washer failure.

    Well i'm still waiting after 2 days for the dealer to look at my car, he's calling me tomorrow, so i'll call first as they were looking at it today so they should have answers. Just in time for a motherload of snow :(
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    Recall ABS

    I got a recall done for kers 3 to activate the brake lights. This was on a pfl though.
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    Your day in 3 words.

    mg5 in garage bit of screenwash messed with electronics Courtesy Car is MG HS Hybrid Hope fixed soon. :(
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    Rear screen washer failure.

    No but I said I'd taken off the trim to save him time if he was going to look😇 Tbh it was bone dry underneath the carpet. But by God the trim clips that you have to push the trim back into are evil, so I left it lol
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    Rear screen washer failure.

    I cleaned it the connector with ipa but still no joy, 1 hour battery disconnected at the same time so no juice going through. No joy so called AA, did a few checked but said car wouldn't communicate, even though car scanner did, then he said he reckons it's the abs pump :unsure: Either way...
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    Rear screen washer failure.

    Well mine came off last night and the plan was to not use it and fix it the weekend. Today at work the car wouldn't shutdown completely, radio and drl still on. Turning back on i get hv fault message and car won't drive, I've looked on these forums and it appears the fluid gets into a...
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    Rear screen washer failure.

    Had this happen to me today, the most annoying part is that I bought -15c screen wash and thoroughly flushed it through. Obviously the freezing point isn't what it claimed to be. 😡 Bloody typical, had 2 weeks off and the first day back to work it leaks. It'll wait till the week end now.
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    Insurance

    It's called fronting if the main driver on the insurance, isn't actually the main driver. It got clamped down on as new drivers were putting their parents down as main drivers, whereas it was the new driver.
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    Vgate obd2

    Internal Combustion Engine
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    Your day in 3 words.

    White stuff here.
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    Etiquette when flashing ?

    I'm married, I always live in hope🤪
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    Etiquette when flashing ?

    Can I report a misleading thread title. I was expecting something juicy:ROFLMAO:
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