Never again!!

[Lollipopman]

Went shopping this morning with the wife, why is it when they look at clothes every bloody garment has to be touched? What is it with this touchy feely system that woman adopt when walking round the clothes dept, to make it worse I was just leaning on a clothes rack watching this ritual taking place when she turned round looked at me and said. And I qote " oh look at your face, it's ok when your looking for clothes for you" and I hadn't said a word. I refuse to put myself through this torture in future where I will so gladly hand her the car keys when the dreaded word "shopping" is mentioned again.which usually I don't like her driving but on these occasions it will be a case of "you go for it love"

 

[MG Clive]

You say 'never again' but you know you will.

 

[T1 Terry]

Book an Uber, drop her at the clothes shopping and head down to husband day care at the local ..... as you are leaving the shops, yell out the window, "best save enough for an Uber home, this could take a while" .... then turn your phone off

Maybe organise somewhere comfy and warm to sleep for the rest of the yr

T1 Terry

 

[m4rmite]

I hate the touch everything approach as well, my OH know it irks me somewhat and smiles when she does it

She also opens the tops to fabric conditioner / clothes washing liquid bottles and sniffs the "scent", does my tits in and I keep telling her it isn't good for your lungs and respiratory system.

Might as well Talk to myself comes to mind.

 

[T1 Terry]

I hate the touch everything approach as well, my OH know it irks me somewhat and smiles when she does it

She also opens the tops to fabric conditioner / clothes washing liquid bottles and sniffs the "scent", does my tits in and I keep telling her it isn't good for your lungs and respiratory system.

Might as well Talk to myself comes to mind.

Lucky you have an EV, petrol sniffing can do a lot more lung damage, especially if they are smoking at the same time

T1 Terry

 

[Ian Key]

Lucky you have an EV, petrol sniffing can do a lot more lung damage, especially if they are smoking at the same time

T1 Terry

Could be worse. Siphoning petrol with a length of hosepipe gives you petrol burps for ages afterwards....apparently

 

[Nicko]

I just let her go shopping with one of my son's. Problem solved