Yorkshire can be very confusing

[Les burrows]

 

[Gomev]

Especially so for Lancastrians

 

[Ian Key]

If you think that's confusing wait until they explain the rules of cricket to you....

You have two sides, one out in the field and one in.

Each man that's in the side that's in goes out, and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out.

When they are all out, the side that's out comes in and the side that's been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out.

Sometimes you get men still in and not out.

When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in.

There are two men called umpires who stay out all the time and they decide when the men who are in are out.

When both sides have been in and all the men have got out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game!

 

[Les burrows]

If you think that's confusing wait until they explain the rules of cricket to you....

You have two sides, one out in the field and one in.

Each man that's in the side that's in goes out, and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out.

When they are all out, the side that's out comes in and the side that's been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out.

Sometimes you get men still in and not out.

When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in.

There are two men called umpires who stay out all the time and they decide when the men who are in are out.

When both sides have been in and all the men have got out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game!

As I said Ian Yorkshire can be very confusing
Les

 

[Anon70]

That just reminds me of the Abbot and Costello sketch, "Who's on first" and a lot of the Two Ronnie's sketches that play on words

https://mpregional.org/documents/2015/1/Whos_on_First.pdf

 

[siteguru]

In the photo, what's obviously happened is that the arrow sign has been turned - either by accident (lorry side mirror impact) or by some wag having a jolly jape. It should be more in line with the other sign on that pole.

 

[Rolfe]

Killjoy.

 

[Gomev]

Killjoy.

It's OK he's just trying to prove he's not from Lancashire.......

 

[OriginalBigAl]

Surely its directions for a new Boots drive through!

 

[Archev]

Surely its directions for a new Boots drive through!

You’d expect a good range round a pharmacy right enough