Your day in 3 words.

[Ian Key]

rub it in

Don't mention Ashes

 

[decrep]

Ashes ashes ashes

 

[Black estate]

Why up 2am

Seems tad early

Live in Gosport
Work in Southampton
Half hour drive
Trowbridge was 5:30 booking
Daily checks todo

 

[T1 Terry]

What a shambles

2 days of nonsense

Rego inspection

I was early

He wasn't there

On another job

Told back lunchtime

4:30pm he returned

Left phone number

Give him space

5:30, no call

Ring, answering machine

Drive to workshop

Motorhome behind gate

That's our house

No accommodation anywhere

Can't have dog

Drive 250 kms

Friends place overnight

Drive back 250 kms

Pr*ck still unavailable

Failed rego inspection

For factory things

Numberplate light position

Unidentified LPG leak

Marker light positions

OK since 2003

But not now

F F S

500km drive home

On Christmas Eve

Expected 40*C drive

Not Happy Jan

Spoiler: Not Happy Jan

T1 Terry

 

[siteguru]

Don't mention Ashes

Ashes to ashes
Dust to dust
McCullum's a numpty
Go he must

 

[LenEV2016]

Don't mention Ashes

Why not mention?

What is ashes

Been a fire?

Cricket burnt down

 

[T1 Terry]

Add to list

Rego office closed

Took a sicky

Lovely lady helped

Sent email direct

Balranald Council letterhead

Special backdoor number

Rang me back

I rang number

Please pay money

Permit emailed out

Luckily carry printer

Everywhere closed 12pm

Christmas Eve shutdown

Arrived home sunset

No white Boomers

Or their relatives

Merry Christmas everyone

T1 Terry & Margaret

 

[LenEV2016]

Add to list

Rego office closed

Took a sicky

Lovely lady helped

Sent email direct

Balranald Council letterhead

Special backdoor number

Rang me back

I rang number

Please pay money

Permit emailed out

Luckily carry printer

Everywhere closed 12pm

Christmas Eve shutdown

Arrived home sunset

No white Boomers

Or their relatives

Merry Christmas everyone

T1 Terry & Margaret

Merry Christmas Terry

Enjoy a beer

Bloody well earned

 

[m4rmite]

Santa's nearly here
Eggnog has commenced
Rum is next
Merry Xmas All

 

[LenEV2016]

Home from work

Got mulled cider

Avoiding the wife

Keeps giving jobs

Sat in Kota

In the garden

Got the dog

Out for walk

 

[Black estate]

Home from work
Had a shave
Had hair cut
Had a shower
Walked the dog
It’s cider time

 

[Archev]

Best wishes everyone

 

[LenEV2016]

Best wishes everyone

You too, any adventures tomorrow?

 

[Archev]

You too, any adventures tomorrow?

Aye clean up the roof after these reindeer again I suppose. Then I shall fly Berlingo half way across this nation to enjoy the day with Daughter and her dog. The Citroen is currently tethered to the Ho Ho HOhme box on the drive waiting to feast on some festive volty amp things Watt it thrives on. Hopefully the mysterious Octopus pops up through the night if I’ve been good apparently. I’ve been told something along those lines anyway.

 

[Black estate]

Anyone for Haggis

 

[Archev]

Anyone for Haggis

My staple diet

 

[LenEV2016]

Merry Christmas everyone

 

[Archev]

Merry Christmas everyone

Same from me