Funny signs, graffiti etc. ?

[securespark]

I suppose it could have been worse.

He might have been called Cranky A®se!

 

[Archev]

I suppose it could have been worse.

He might have been called Cranky A®se!

Och the laddie was only doing his job cost me a few quid with what he found though.

 

[m4rmite]

I think I've said it before but just in case.
A supplier used at a previous employer, had the surname rottenbottom.

 

[salty]

I think I've said it before but just in case.
A supplier used at a previous employer, had the surname rottenbottom.

WOW. That's Wipe, sorry I mean Ripe, for a name change.

 

[Gadget Geek]

Let' not forget the German Alpine skier who's name cracked up Bradley Walsh on The Chase, Fanny Chmelar.

 

[T1 Terry]

Worked with a bloke by the name of Wolfgang Narowshak (not real sure on the spelling) .... his nick name was "skinny the poo" .... he got all romantic with the married receptionist and they ended up shacking up together and then left working there all together. They made up a song about it to the tune of the old "Louey the fly" Mortien fly spray ad ..... Not suitable for publication here ...... this was the same place as the last tale regarding the number plate debacle .... being a dealership, the pay was woeful, but the entertainment was non stop :lol:

Another one
An apprentice was having a sleep in the boot of a Fairlane in for pre delivery .... the head boss man came in with the client planning to buy the car, and took it out for a game of golf .... he reckons he popped up out of the boot when it was opened to put the golf clubs in and said he was to be their caddie for the day .... they both cracked up a laughing, knew exactly what was going on but took him up on his offer and he spent the day dragging two golf carts around 18 holes

T1 Terry

 

[Rolfe]

There used to be a bank teller at the Bank of Scotland in Wishaw called Mrs Money. I always wish I'd taken a photo of her window with the name plate.

 

[siteguru]

Would be even better if her first name was Penny.

 

[securespark]

Let' not forget the German Alpine skier who's name cracked up Bradley Walsh on The Chase, Fanny Chmelar.

She appeared on an edition of the show with Mike McIntyre where he gets into people's houses when they're asleep. He joked he'd brought her and Bradders carped himself, Mike said, don't worry, we haven't really brought her. Bradders was much relieved, then in she walked!

Turns out the name is pronounced "Shchmeelar".

 

[Gadget Geek]

She appeared on an edition of the show with Mike McIntyre where he gets into people's houses when they're asleep. He joked he'd brought her and Bradders carped himself, Mike said, don't worry, we haven't really brought her. Bradders was much relieved, then in she walked!

Turns out the name is pronounced "Shchmeelar".

I saw that episode. She was so nice about it, I think she saw the funny side of it. (Unusual for a German). (Only joking, if any German members are reading).

 

[ozzz]

I saw that episode. She was so nice about it, I think she saw the funny side of it. (Unusual for a German). (Only joking, if any German members are reading).

I worked with a guy called John Butt lucky him his wife was Stella Butt

 

[Rolfe]

The musician? The Bach expert?

 

[salty]

 

[johnb80]

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Do keep up old chap, post #298, clearly youre not paying attention

 

[MG Clive]

Do keep up old chap, post #298, clearly youre not paying attention

Please pay attention @johnb80, it was actually posted HERE first, in Post#10

 

[johnb80]

Please pay attention @johnb80, it was actually posted HERE first, in Post#10

I resemble that remark, maybe old age on my part......

Do you know the three stages of a mans love life?
1) Tri-Weekly
2) Try-Weekly
3) Try-Weakly

 

[Shrink Proof]

 

[siteguru]

For those who don't understand German ... Alois, We will never forget you.

 

[Rolfe]

I read through it all without looking at the surname. Then I did, and the penny dropped with a thud.

 

[Archev]

I read through it all without looking at the surname. Then I did, and the penny dropped with a thud.

Ha ha took me an awful lot longer - I couldn’t find a penny perhaps its getting closer to change my name time