MG4 Custom Greeting messages

[Burgo]

It's a constant source of, somewhat puerile, amusement to me to set random greeting messages to annoy the Memsahib when she drives the car. Some of those which have generated feedback are:
Have you trodden in something?
Hello Sailor. Are you looking for a good time?
Please don't pick your nose at traffic lights
Can you smell something in here?
Is this your fountain pen?
Guess what I can see from down here

It's a great shame you can't input a load of these and have them play back randomly.
Does anyone else have any favourite phrases (e.g. Burl Solomon uses "Good morning, Dave" from 2001 Space Odyssey)?

 

[DaevM]

I am your father ?
I wasn't aware of the fact that you can do this, being a newbie, but now that I am....
Pedestrian warning bing - Bring out yer dead -ding ( monty python)

 

[Ian Key]

Don't touch that!

Have you locked the front door?

Make it so.

Here I am, a brain the size of a planet and you want to take me to Lidl.

 

[DaevM]

Anything from Morgan Freeman as God.

Are you lookin' at me?
and
Say hello to my lidl friend...
both Robert de Niro, taxi driver ( although p'raps save those for a certain Kia )

 

[Anon70]

Have you disabled the lane kill assist?

 

[siteguru]

I am your father ?
I wasn't aware of the fact that you can do this, being a newbie, but now that I am....
Pedestrian warning bing - Bring out yer dead -ding ( monty python)

WE can't - Trophy+ only feature.

 

[DaevM]

WE can't - Trophy+ only feature.

Bum, ah well

 

[yodu45]

WE can't - Trophy+ only feature.

How do you do that?

 

[siteguru]

RTFM?

I've no idea - I don't have a Trophy.

 

[Adam C]

How do you do that?