Finally roadside assistance showed up at 0140. Tried a booster pack, no luck. Backed flatbed down to vehicle (that was fun in Italy, lol) and boosted with cables. Car started up no problem. Then I took it for a solid 40 min drive. Shut if off and it still says low battery voltage and don't let it sit for longer than 3 days. EV battery is at 75% but I left the car in a better place to be towed if required but it has no power outlet. I'll bring it back down tomorrow to get it charging again.
I have zero trust in this car. During all this the transmission unlock button in shifter has popped out. As soon as I can I'll be swapping it out for literally anything. This is NOT a rental fleet vehicle. To be frank, there are other issues as well albeit not as blatant. We don't get new MGs in Canada, so I really won't ever see one again, and that is too soon. For those with a good one or at least one you can keep charged, that's great. I don't reccomend you get one if you live in Rapello, Italy. Lmao.
I will say it does drive nice. I was riding it like I stole here in the hilly terrain and switchbacks but that is very likely the only nice thing I can say about my POS rental.