Joke thread

[OriginalBigAl]

Still got four days!!!!!!
What's happened with this ruddy line that's appeared, bloody computers!

 

[salty]

 

[Biker67]

How you get there?

Hard work, diligence & abiding by the rules mate!
Either that or Clive saw the error of his ways & donated me a load of Brownie Points

Joking apart.
I genuinely don't have a clue salty.

 

[T1 Terry]

Looking at that, even if @Biker67 gave me all his points, I could still only reach second spot but check out 3rd and 4th place ..... is that insider trading
Doesn't look like I'll get enough bonus points to earn my virtual car detail at the end of the yr

T1 Terry

 

[MG Clive]

Either that or Clive saw the error of his ways & donated me a load of Brownie Points

Don't push it, you've been good for two days.

 

[T1 Terry]

Still got four days!!!!!!
What's happened with this ruddy line that's appeared, bloody computers!

Is that self moderation in action :lol:
The real cause is you have clicked on the three dots 4th across on the top, then the S with line through it

T1 Terry

 

[Biker67]

but check out 3rd and 4th place ..... is that insider trading

Without a doubt Terry. It'll be the moderator version of shoplifting!

 

[OriginalBigAl]

Is that self moderation in action :lol:
The real cause is you have clicked on the three dots 4th across on the top, then the S with line through it

T1 Terry

Thanks mate, that's what happens when you over extend yourself and try typing with two fingers.

 

[T1 Terry]

Without a doubt Terry. It'll be the moderator version of shoplifting!

Crypto forum points trading eh

T1 Terry

 

[Biker67]

 

[MG Clive]

Well, it made me laugh
Check out number 10 .......

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Not bad for your first week.

 

[Biker67]

Not bad for your first week.

Especially as it was genuinely unintentional.
I just asked a few questions, & answered a few.
The jokes definitely didn't have any real effect.

 

[salty]

Especially as it was genuinely unintentional.
I just asked a few questions, & answered a few.
The jokes definitely didn't have any real effect.

9th now.

 

[Biker67]

9th now.

Oops!
Clive will be popping round to kneecap me!

 

[Giller]

Couldn't undo the buttons on my jumper, so I tried pulling it over my head and got stuck. Now I'm sat in A&E waiting to see a cardyologist.

 

[Giller]

Oops!
Clive will be popping round to kneecap me!

You wish

 

[Biker67]

You wish

No mate,
I'm actually warming to the guy

 

[Giller]

Oh hell yeah xx

 

[T1 Terry]

An older lady goes to the doctors complaining of passing a lot of wind, they are silent and don't smell, she says, I've dropped a few while I was in here and you wouldn't know .....
The doctor writes a script for a 2 week course of pills and makes an appointment for her to return at the end of that time.

The 2 weeks have passed and little old lady is back in the doctor's room ...... have you noticed any changes in the last 2 weeks ....
Well, I still seem to be passing the same amount of wind, they are still silent but they smell really bad now .....
Ah good, so your sinuses have cleared, now to do something about your hearing ....

T1 Terry