Ladies and gentlemen, I think we have a winner.
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I had a good look at the bike that was in stock in Edinburgh, which was an Urrun. Its actual weight was 21 kg but that's better than just about all the competitors (they all fudge their stated weights by saying without pedals and with tubeless tyres and so on). It was a medium size so the small, which would fit me better, should be a little less. Anyway, I found I could lift the bike enough to let me upend it, or put it in the car, given a bit of effort and care.
I took it out for a wee spin round the Meadows, including some uphill and a fair bit of cobbled roads, and got on great. It's very discreet. The power isn't roaring in your face, you probably wouldn't be leaving skid-marks and doing accidental wheelies, it's just there when you want it. Of course there's nothing in central Edinburgh with the sort of gradient that's prompting me to get a bike like this - Hilda could have managed everything - but hey, 85 Nm. Also, when I stopped to walk the bike down a couple of steps (there were pedestrians around so I thought I better not try to ride down) I found I had dismounted easily despite the stand-off height, and it being the bigger frame.
It was a very comfortable ride, especially over the cobbles. Hilda would have been shaking my fillings loose (which would have been a bad idea as I lost a temporary crown while eating lunch in the Canongate), but this bike just absorbed everything, as the front shocks are meant to do of course. It was easy to handle, and although the sheer size was slightly unnerving when standing beside it, it felt great to ride.
So I got back to the shop, when I realised I was in the top gear without having realised it. I started talking about exactly which model (there are three in the Urrun range with small differences) and configuration and so on. Then the shop guy said, just listening to what you're saying, have you considered the Kemen? No I hadn't, because I'd been looking at the mountain bike range, and the Kemen is listed under urban bikes. I didn't think an urban bike was what I wanted. But, said the nice man, the Kemen is almost the same bike as the Urrun, but tweaked in all the directions you're talking about.
So we had a quick look and I decided the best move was to go home and have a proper look at the Kemen specifications, and I started to fall in love with it on the spot.
It has a proper step-through configuration available.
Rear carrier, mudguards and prop stand, all of which are add-ons on the Urrun, are fitted as standard. As are lights and a phone mount and
a USB charging lead for the phone!!! And, believe it or not, a chain guard, which was one of my gripes with Hilda but I'd come to the conclusion manufacturers were giving up on these. Also, there is an incredibly cool system that lets you vary the handlebar configuration so I should be able to get it much closer to how I want it. AND there seems to be the option of handlebars that curve backwards a bit more.
It's going to be a little bit heavier than the Urrun with these extras (although I was thinking of adding most of them to the Urrun anyway), but it's so freaking perfect that I'm determined to find a way.
There are a couple of minor downsides. The gears aren't quite so spiffy as the ones on the top-range Urrun, and the display is a bit more basic, closer to Hilda's without giving exact SoC or a speedometer. But these are small sacrifices I think.
My main remaining query is torque. The Urrun is stated up-front to have a maximum of 85 Nm, but the specs for the Kemen are strangely silent on that point. The shop guy said it was the same motor and battery so surely it would be the same, then he said he'd found it, 85 Nm, but I can't find the reference. I need to get this cleared up before I finally make up my mind.
ETA: I found it, deep within the 608-page specifications pdf that I had to download as it wouldn't open in the frame. 85 Nm. So, slightly less spiffy gears and a less informative screen on the handlebars versus all the advantages. Hard decision. Not. I just have to email the manufacturer again to make sure the weight of this bike isn't outrageously higher than the one I saw in the shop.