solve the dilemma - accept an orange and have to divorce, or wait

[vini]

dealership just rang to offer me an orange MG4 when it gets to them. unfortunately the wife could hear the conversation

the wait goes on...

 

[Deleted member 9692]

dealership just rang to offer me an orange MG4 when it gets to them. unfortunately the wife could hear the conversation

the wait goes on...

Divorce

 

[Silver estate]

Divorce

Take the orange

 

[Whiskey Foxtrot]

Diamonds usually fix everything....

 

[Silver estate]

Diamonds usually fix everything....

Or a puppy

 

[LordSiborg]

Divorce

Take the orange and then just let it get really dirty.

 

[shaunuk]

Take the divorce but get it wrapped in grey or something before the papers come through. Then she will have to find another excuse to tell her mates.

 

[JimB]

Sounds like it has to be a long term tribute to the Queen sharing a marmalade sandwich with Paddington.
Surely no reasonable woman.........?

 

[wandle MG4 trophy]

Orange. Flowers and chocolate are never wrong.

 

[Jomarkh]

Take the orange and then just let it get really dirty.

What the car or wife

 

[duncerduncs]

It's a shame you can't do what I'm doing, pretend to have ordered a grey one and then act 'surprised' when a blue one turns up!

 

[vini]

Diamonds usually fix everything....

It's a shame you can't do what I'm doing, pretend to have ordered a grey one and then act 'surprised' when a blue one turns up!

cunning, wish I had thought of that