The car spoke

[MEH]

How odd, my car spoke to me this morning whilst it was still locked

 

[Bam Bam]

How odd, my car spoke to me this morning whilst it was still locked

Might want to contact mental health services and get checked out!

 

[OriginalBigAl]

How odd, my car spoke to me this morning whilst it was still locked

Go on, I'll bite...... what did it say?

 

[slmorgan42]

Go on, I'll bite...... what did it say?

Don’t drive in to the light…

 

[m4rmite]

Go on, I'll bite...... what did it say?

Let me out if the boot

 

[Ethanedwards]

Thats nothing. I have a wireless adaptor fitted. Having the car locked but if the USB is still active and so the phones going to be connected. You get the greeting from the car even whilst stood outside it.

Then driving to work. Stop at the top of our road, whilst having Waze connected. It starts rabbiting on about buying Popcorn for the journey.

Then the other day I was heading to work. I randomly asked 'Hey Google' - my phone. A question. Which it gave a correct answer to. So I said thanks.

Then it pops up and asks me I see your driving. Do you need me to find you a charger? Now that's a bit unexpected or what ! .
All this lot happened since November 25 so by this time next year we'll be at ' Open the pod bay doors Hal' before you know it.

 

[Giller]

How odd, my car spoke to me this morning whilst it was still locked

Mentioned on another thread, couple of weeks ago hit the wrong button and car said “ are you sure you want to delete” panicked I shouted “NOOOOOO” genuinely car responded “Ok. I’m not deaf!”

 

[MEH]

Go on, I'll bite...... what did it say?

My welcome message when I get in the car and start up...."Hello nob head" I'm wondering if it says that when any Tom Dick and Harry walks past it

 

[OriginalBigAl]

My welcome message when I get in the car and start up...."Hello nob head" I'm wondering if it says that when any Tom Dick and Harry walks past it

Put a stuffed parrot on the dash facing outwards, that would really confuse any passer by.

 

[r2uzenblot]

I assume that the car only speaks to you on the higher spec models. My SE Long Range wont' talk to me...........

 

[Giller]

I assume that the car only speaks to you on the higher spec models. My SE Long Range wont' talk to me...........

Sorry, I may have caused confusion, I have a Trophy S6 LR.

 

[Ethanedwards]

I assume that the car only speaks to you on the higher spec models. My SE Long Range wont' talk to me...........

Mg4 Trophy LR its really a chatty Cathy.

 

[Rolfe]

My SE bleeps. And especially with the "possibility if ice" one, I reply, yes, you already said that.

 

[redwood98]

My welcome message when I get in the car and start up...."Hello nob head" I'm wondering if it says that when any Tom Dick and Harry walks past it

Did you put it on charge or lock then unlock it, anything that might have woken it up?

 

[Everest]

Should an EV ever say "possibility of ICE"

 

[MEH]

Did you put it on charge or lock then unlock it, anything that might have woken it up?

Nope. just walked past it to open the garden gates, if I remember its done similar once before but I just opened the boot lid and drew the attention of a woman getting in the passenger seat in the next bay

 

[nogbad]

How odd, my car spoke to me this morning whilst it was still locked

Reading this thread has taught me that my car can greet me - the previous owner must have turned it off. It boringly says "Hello Nigel" now, but I think I might have to change it to something more sci-fi; "All systems ready, captain", or something similar

 

[redwood98]

Reading this thread has taught me that my car can greet me - the previous owner must have turned it off. It boringly says "Hellon Nigel" now, but I think I might have to change it to something more sci-fi; "All systems ready, captain", or something similar

I want to make mine something funny but I'm not funny enough to think of something, maybe it will say engine failure a few times or something cus its electric

 

[siteguru]

How about:

"Let's Roll Coal"
"I'm watching you, all the time!
"Wake up, Michael" (a Knight Rider reference)

 

[slmorgan42]

I tried it a few times but I find it too loud. May just be me.