Here's one.
On 2nd October I took delivery of a Trophy. Initially it was fine, then after a couple of weeks my son developed appendicitis. I contacted my dealer who said that it was nothing to do with them.
Initially we left it at that, but just a few days later, on the 17th, a freak typhoon ripped off the side of our house. Naturally upset by this my wife and I had a quarrel, which resulted in my wife savagely pushing me through a plate glass window. On both occasions we contacted MG and on both occasions we were told it had nothing to do with them.
It was then that things began to go seriously wrong. I ran my car into a bus queue and was shot by a police marksman. My wife was attacked by a killer whale. My mother was hit by a meteorite and the Queen died.
That's when I contacted That's Life to speak to MG on my behalf. They too were told "
sorry, this really has nothing to do with us".......