Any MG jokes out there

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I’m quite new to this forum but wondered if there were any MG jokes worth laughing at.
I remember Skoda led the field with these. One I remember was,

Why do Skoda’s have a heated rear window?
To keep your hands warm while you are pushing it.
 
Here’s my first attempt.
Man is trading in his MG5 SR for a long range 2022 version.
He arrives at the showroom and as he is getting out of his car the pretty sales lady say to him,’your flap is open”.The driver hurries around the front to close it.
The Sales lady shouts No! Not that one sir, whilst pointping at his crotch and averting her eyes.
 
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Second attempt
An MG5 driver arrives at a charging point next to a Tesla charge point.
The driver of the Tesla says “nothing is working, it is not even lit up”
The Mg5 driver gets all his family out of the car, wife and four kids asks them all to hold the charger, he plugs his car in and within 30 seconds he is charging.
The Tesla driver is astonished and says “how did you do that.”
The mG5 driver says” when I bought my car I did a lot of research and in the book Of Chinese proverbs I read one which says Many hands make light work!
Sent from my iPad
 
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:sneaky:
Rusted away.png
 
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Here’s a good one about forums

How many forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.

53 to flame the spell checkers.

41 to correct spelling/grammar flames.

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"...another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp".

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct.

156 to email the participant's ISPs complaining that they are in violation of their "acceptable use policy".

109 to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb group

203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and lightbulb group about changing light bulbs be stopped.

111 to defend the posting to this group saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this group.

306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique, and what brands are faulty.

27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs.

14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's.

3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group.

33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too".

12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.

19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three".

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ.

44 to ask what is a "FAQ".

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs".

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again....
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
 
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Not a joke but should rustle up a smile or two.
It’s a little known fact that the great poet Robert actually didn’t Burn anything but adapted contemporary songs to suit his own romantic tastes.
Here is one such very fine example:-

Oh my Love it is a fine red car

Delivered in September

Oh this MG bongs in harmony

Though why I can’t remember



I really love that bonnie car

Completely smitten am l

And I will polish the tri-coat paint

While petrol pumps run dry



And diesel pumps run dry as well

While ice car owners frown

And I will drive you still wee car

As windmills whirl around



So carry on my fine red car

And carry on a while

And I’ll charge you my only love

For many thousand miles.
 
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I think Kithmo has this by a clear mile at present. I did like the shock absorbers, the MG 3 and the three months delivery, thank you all for responding keep them coming if you think of any new ones. Never a dull moment when there is something to laugh at.
 
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If you insist...

What do you call an MG at the the top of a hill ?
A miracle.

How do you overtake a MG ?
Run

What is the difference between a school and an MG?
Schools breaks up and an MG breaks down

Why is an MG and a baby similar?
Neither go anywhere without a rattle

Why did the MG cross the road?
It was supposed to be going along it but the steering failed

What do you call an MG with a really long radio aerial?
A bumper car
 
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