Joke thread

So you can teach old Scots new tricks. I'll take that as a big win.
Yep utterly brilliant 🤩👌 I’d never heard of Ian singing before but with my rock bottom musical abilities that’s hardly surprising.
 
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Back in my working days many years ago 🎻 🎻. I attended a house with a blocked toilet macerator unit in the en-suite to a bedroom in the attic of a house. I removed the unit, opened it up and emptied it into a large bucket, an unpleasant job at the best of times.
Just as I discovered the cause of the blockage the customer came upstairs and asked if I’d found anything.
I was just using pliers to untwist and remove a pair of pink ladies undergarments from the unit.
“Interesting” said the customer “ it’s my son’s room, I wonder how he’ll explain that when he gets home from school ?”

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A while back, scientists discovered that beer contained small amounts of a female hormone.
To verify their study, the gave 100 men 12 pints of beer to drink and 100% of them started talking nonsense and couldn't drive for sh*tte ;) :ROFLMAO:

T1 Terry
 
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