Joke thread

[T1 Terry]

That's a parody of the Harley D bikes joke.

Ah, but in this one, 3 made it home and not on the back of a truck

T1 Terry

 

[salty]

 

[Kithmo]

You forgot:
D) All of the above.

 

[JohnV6]

Normal for Essex

 

[MG Clive]

Some of you may know I was rushed into hospital the other day with 'peekaboo syndrome', I went straight to I C U.

 

[MG Clive]

 

[Kithmo]

Nicked off Facebook.

 

[Kithmo]

Forgot to mention it also gave her an eye infection, um diddley um diddley um diddley eye.

 

[T1 Terry]

Hear about the two Indian addicts that were so out of it, they sniffed Curry Power by accident?

One is in a Komar and the other has a dodgy Tikka .....

 

[T1 Terry]

This one will probably get me into trouble .......

I've been questioning the wisdom of the elders lately ....... they said that money was the root of all evil ..... but I think I had more luck when I was young and poor .........

T1 Terry

 

[T1 Terry]

 

[siteguru]

No matter how good your are ?????

 

[Archev]

No matter how good your are ?????

Cooo, how trooo

 

[Ian Key]

"Never travel with an idiot. You can always find one when you get there."

Billy Connolly

 

[Kithmo]

Never argue with an idiot, they will bring you down to their level and win.

 

[Rolfe]

Better spelling on this one.

 

[Ian Key]

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Better spelling on this one.

I guess @T1 Terry 's version was using pigeon English

 

[MG Clive]

I guess @T1 Terry 's version was using pigeon English

This is funnier than the original joke.

 

[salty]

 

[Archev]

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I’ll pass …..

Violently probably.