Joke thread

[siteguru]

That shouldn't blow away in a strong wind.

I take it you've never experienced Scottish wind then.

 

[MG Clive]

I take it you've never experienced Scottish wind then.

We get decent winds in Yorkshire, but so far my roof tiles have stayed in place.

 

[salty]

That shouldn't blow away in a strong wind.

I take it you've never experienced Scottish wind then.

Tell you what, if that did blow away, I pity those further down the road.

 

[Archev]

I take it you've never experienced Scottish wind then.

Blame the haggis and turnip !

 

[salty]

 

[T1 Terry]

They really try to take the mickey these day

There's no way that was drawn by a horse, that's a photograph ....

T1 Terry

 

[salty]

 

[MG Clive]

I wonder who came up with that gem, but if it's on Loose Women, it must be true.

 

[Archev]

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Oh yes I’d not sniff at that

 

[salty]

 

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[5teep]

 

[siteguru]

Do they keep the little blue pens in there?

 

[salty]

 

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[MG Clive]

 

[Archev]

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That’s a good one. Try as I might I just can’t trump it

 

[salty]

That’s a good one. Try as I might I just can’t trump it

There you go.

 

[salty]