Joke thread

[MG Clive]

 

[salty]

 

[Archev]

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Sparkle doodle doo ?

 

[salty]

 

[Ian Key]

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That sucks!

 

[T1 Terry]

 

[T1 Terry]

A young artist was enjoying his first gallery exhibition.
A well known art critic also attended.
After perusing the young man’s works he approached the artist and asked, “Would you like to hear my opinion of your work?”
“Of course.” He said.
“It’s worthless.” The critic said.
The young artist quickly responded,
“I know, but let’s hear it anyway.”

T1 Terry

 

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[Archev]

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Well, I met a palaeontologist last week and he was NOT friendly at all.

 

[Ian Key]

If you are surprised to see someone does that make you an oologist?





To save you looking it up an oologist is someone who studies bird eggs

 

[T1 Terry]

This is the element of Surprise.
You may note there is no number for the atomic mass and it has been argued that it is not a fixed amount.
It varies with the strength and measured by the volume of tears displaced by widening eyelids to the mass of the contents of the person's bladder.

T1 Terry

 

[m4rmite]

I was going to apply for a job as a scatologist but I heard the pay was s##t

 

[salty]

I was going to apply for a job as a scatologist but I heard the pay was s##t

That Stinks!

 

[decrep]

 

[salty]

 

[salty]

 

[T1 Terry]

 

[salty]

 

[salty]

 

[SteveRW]

Drill sergeant, ‘Smith!’
Private Smith, ‘Yes sir, yes!’
Drill Sergeant, ‘Didn’t see you at camouflage drill this morning’
Private Smith, ‘Sir, thank you sir’.