Joke thread

[OriginalBigAl]

The Halloween nobody wants to get !.


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Cinderella's in trouble , she will need the RAC , Royal Agricultural College.

 

[5teep]

 

[salty]

I've joined a new dating group for Arsonists. It's great, they send me new Matches every day.

 

[m4rmite]

I've joined a new dating group for Arsonists. It's great, they send me new Matches every day.

I tried joining the local constipation club, but I heard there's a backlog.

 

[JohnV6]

 

[salty]

 

[salty]

 

[salty]

 

[Ian Key]

 

[salty]

 

[T1 Terry]

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The dummy is easy to identify, right hand lower photo, but who are the others?

T1 Terry

 

[MG Clive]

A woman was stepping out of the shower when the doorbell rang. Her husband was getting ready to shower, so she quickly wrapped herself in a towel and answered the door.

It was Bob, the neighbour. Without skipping a beat, Bob said, “I’ll give you £500 to drop the towel.”

After a moment of thought, the woman decided £500 was worth it, so she dropped the towel, collected the cash, and closed the door.

When she returned upstairs, her husband asked, “Who was at the door?”

“It was Bob from next door,” she replied.

“Oh great, did he say anything about that £500 he owes me?”

 

[Everest]

When the person who invented the USB connector dies, they’ll lower his coffin into the grave, realize they put it in upside down, and have to do it again. Then they’ll realize they had it right the first time.

 

[Archev]

When the person who invented the USB connector dies, they’ll lower his coffin into the grave, realize they put it in upside down, and have to do it again. Then they’ll realize they had it right the first time.

Unstable Burial ?

 

[Everest]

Un-Stable Burial ?

FTFY

 

[m4rmite]

Surely it would be
Under
Soil
Burial

 

[T1 Terry]

 

[salty]

 

[Archev]

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Done that - not been there (can’t swim )

 

[MG Clive]