Joke thread

[Archev]

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Not a diesoon is it?

 

[MG Clive]

Not a diesoon is it?

I see what you did there

 

[salty]

Not a diesoon is it?

Will be, if she reads, that.

 

[Everest]

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Sorry ladies.

Oy! Some of us know how to drive

 

[Archev]

Oy! Some of us know how to drive

And can obviously see where you’re heading

 

[decrep]

Oy! Some of us know how to drive

Can we assume that's you?????

 

[MG Clive]

Can we assume that's you?????

I believe it's French rally driver Michelle Mouton.

 

[m4rmite]

Oy! Some of us know how to drive

But can you park it?

Runs off

 

[Archev]

But can you park it?

Runs off

My guess is yes - and tightly wedged !!

 

[Ian Key]

I think there are some gentlemen on here whose wife's/girlfriend's will be returning their Christmas presents.

 

[LenEV2016]

Gentlemen????

 

[MG Clive]

Gentlemen????

Exactly. . . . Where?

 

[LenEV2016]

Exactly. . . . Where?

I know where!!

There are much better gentlemen in Cyprus, with zero faults

 

[MG Clive]

Gentlemen????

 

[LenEV2016]

New series has so many funny short sketches, most noticeable suitable for here

 

[Ian Key]

Gentlemen????

I was giving you the benefit of the doubt but as you have taken exception to being called gentlemen.......

 

[MG Clive]

Trigger's broom, right up there with 4 candles.