Joke thread

[Archev]

Hopefully he knows that Greenland was named that to confuse the Americas as it is actually "Ice" land and a White Land, whereas Iceland is actually a Green Land.

Nah he thinks it’s just a big golf course ️

 

[MG Clive]

Hopefully he knows that Greenland was named that to confuse the Americas as it is actually "Ice" land and a White Land, whereas Iceland is actually a Green Land.

Well you've confused me, so I'm sure Mr.T will also be confused.

 

[T1 Terry]

He wants control of Greenland (owned by Denmark) for "National Security" reasons ... the fact that there's oil and minerals galore there doesn't come into it.

He wants to turn it into a big tropical resort ..... if it's Green, then it must be sunny with plenty of water ..... At least enough for a golf course ..... The one he's building in Dubai has too many sand traps ..... but at least he won't hit them into the water .....

T1 Terry

 

[LenEV2016]

Well you've confused me, so I'm sure Mr.T will also be confused.

Is that not just his baseline

 

[MG Clive]

Is that not just his baseline

What, confusion.

 

[Ian Key]

What, confusion.

It's worked for me over the years

 

[Ian Key]

 

[Archev]

I’m trying to perfect a new revolutionary type of personalised transport based around deriving motive power based on scones.
The whole concept is totallly based on currant technology

 

[LenEV2016]

I’m trying to perfect a new revolutionary type of personalised transport based around deriving motive power based on scones.
The whole concept is totallly based on currant technology

Speaking of baked goods!!

Not sure if your forays into the kingdom have meant you have become acquainted with Fishers & Donaldsons. Probably the makers of the greatest fudge donut in existence (other baked goods are available) there is also the options of soups, stovies hot and cold rolls withing their cafe in Cupar.
As an added bonus the cafe also has a free 22kw AC charger for customers use.

Worth consideration whilst on your travels!