Joke thread

[T1 Terry]

Features?



(Watch from the start for context).

(Some may need subtitles on)

Yeah, I'll try it again with the subtitles ..... what language were they speaking?

T1 Terry

 

[T1 Terry]

Yeah, I'll try it again with the subtitles ..... what language were they speaking?

T1 Terry

Not even the people doing the subtitles could understand half of it But was even funnier from the begining and seeing it a second time

T1 Terry

 

[decrep]

Not even the people doing the subtitles could understand half of it But was even funnier from the begining and seeing it a second time

T1 Terry

Wasn't people, it was machine generated, obviously the machine wasn't trained in Scottish.

 

[T1 Terry]

I can't believe this was for 15 yrs ago

T1 Terry

 

[salty]

 

[T1 Terry]

This one should give you a laugh


T1 Terry

 

[Everest]

My husband complained that he's fed up with my literalism and constant word play jokes, so I asked him how I should I stop this frustrating addiction.

He shrugged and said, "Whatever means necessary."

I replied, "No it doesn't."

 

[Everest]

There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.

Only a fraction of people will understand this.

 

[Archev]

There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.

Only a fraction of people will understand this.

There’ll be a thin line between them I reckon.

 

[MG Clive]

Who used to watch Captain Pugwash, I don't remember these names.

 

[LenEV2016]

Who used to watch Captain Pugwash, I don't remember these names.
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That's the old urban legend, the names are made up.
Real names below

 

[Everest]

Who used to watch Captain Pugwash, I don't remember these names.
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Don't corrupt my childhood. Next you'll be telling me something bad about The Magic Roundabout

 

[MG Clive]

That's the old urban legend, the names are made up.

I know mate, that's why it's a joke.

 

[JohnV6]

My mate Ivor Bigun said they were real

 

[JohnV6]

You have to love Bart Simpson


Classic Moe’s Tavern Calls
Al Coholic ("Alcoholic") – One of the earliest pranks from Season 1.
I.P. Freely ("I pee freely") – The very first prank call aired.
Seymour Butz ("See more butts") – Moe’s reaction: "I wanna Seymour Butz!".
Amanda Hugginkiss ("A man to hug and kiss") – A rare moment where Barney Gumble pipes in: "Maybe your standards are too high!".
Mike Rotch ("My crotch") – Moe yells: "Has anybody seen Mike Rotch lately?".
Oliver Klosoff ("All of our clothes off").
Jacques Strappe ("Jockstrap").
Hugh Jass ("Huge ass") – This one backfired when a real man named Hugh Jass actually answered the phone.
International & Modern Pranks
In the episode "Lost Verizon", Bart uses a stolen cell phone to prank bartenders across the globe:
Maya Normousbutt ("My enormous butt") – Called to a bar in Hawaii.
Drew P. Wiener ("Droopy wiener") – Called to Australia.
Olaf Meifrend-Sergey ("All of my friends are gay") – Called to Sweden.
Lee Keybum ("Leaky bum") – Featured in the Family Guy crossover episode.
Other Creative Variants
Anita Bath ("I need a bath") – Used when Moe was a substitute teacher.
Tess T. Culls ("Testicles") – From a later season (29).
Haywood U. Cuddleme ("Hey, would you cuddle me?") – Sent via telegraph when the family lived like it was 1895.
Yuri Nator ("Urinator") – A name Fat Tony accidentally used while trying to reach a Russian associate.

 

[Archev]

Just don’t mention my seventy year persistent nemesis. The mule that used to dance on the piano, ruining the French polished finish.

 

[Ian Key]

My mate Ivor Bigun said they were real

Ivor Bigun (Robert Cox) and the Red Nosed Burglars were a group singing risky comedy songs in the late 70's through the 80s. Most of them were banned from the radio due to their explicit lyrics. The most notorious one being "I'm a Winker (Misprint)"