Joke thread

[salty]

It's anti-EV, but quite amusing. If only for the fact, they probably believe it.

 

[m4rmite]

It's anti-EV, but quite amusing. If only for the fact, they probably believe it.

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It's even more ironic as Hammond loved the Renault 5 and may has owned a few evs

 

[Porsche944]

And May bought one of the few Mirai hydrogen cars.

 

[decrep]

Looks computer generated to me, those guys probably had nothing to do with it.

 

[T1 Terry]

This one is good for a laugh ..... well, maybe not for all members



T1 Terry

 

[MG Clive]

And May bought one of the few Mirai hydrogen cars.

And a BMW i3

 

[salty]

Looks computer generated to me, those guys probably had nothing to do with it.

Nah, that's Defo, real.

 

[Gomev]

It's even more ironic as Hammond loved the Renault 5 and may has owned a few evs

Yep, he had a Tesla for years and has now got a Porsche Taycan, and May has had several EVs.

 

[MG Clive]

Here's a tip if you want to get your partner the perfect gift for Valentines day:

Tell them you have already got their gift and ask them to guess what it is,
they will automatically start listing some of the things they want.

You’re welcome!

 

[T1 Terry]

Here's a tip if you want to get your partner the perfect gift for Valentines day:

Tell them you have already got their gift and ask them to guess what it is,
they will automatically start listing some of the things they want.

You’re welcome!

Had to Google when it was, it's tomorrow, thanks for the tip ..... maybe she would like dark chocolate coated ginger, I love that stuff

T1 Terry

 

[T1 Terry]

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off. "Because", he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."
Boom tish

T1 Terry

 

[Ian Key]

A man goes into a library and asks the assistant if they have any books on Pavlov's dog and Schrodinger's cat?
The librarian replies "Hmm...that rings a bell but I'm not sure if it's here."

 

[MG Clive]

A man goes into a library and asks the assistant if they have any books on Pavlov's dog and Schrodinger's cat?
The librarian replies "Hmm...that rings a bell but I'm not sure if it's here."

That's a bit profound for the likes of us.

 

[Ian Key]

That's a bit profound for the likes of us.

Sorry. What about this one then...

A British man arrives at the Sydney international airport from England. The Australian immigration worker was reviewing his documents and inquired if he had a criminal record. The British man responded “No. Is that still required?”

 

[Susanna]

@T1 Terry - please don’t mention dark chocolate covered ginger. It’s my favourite and I’m trying to eat healthily……

 

[T1 Terry]

This is a very classy VW beetle EV conversion, complete with sound

T1 Terry

 

[Everest]

@T1 Terry - please don’t mention dark chocolate covered ginger. It’s my favourite and I’m trying to eat healthily……

@Susanna... according to Google (so it must be correct), you should have no concerns:-

Dark chocolate (70% cocoa or higher) is considered a healthy treat rich in polyphenol antioxidants and flavanols, which help improve heart health, lower blood pressure, and improve brain function

Ginger is highly healthy, containing potent anti-inflammatory and antioxidant compounds like gingerol that aid digestion, relieve nausea (including morning sickness and chemo-related), reduce muscle/joint pain, and potentially lower blood sugar and heart disease risks. It is widely used for immune support and overall wellness.

 

[Susanna]

@Everest - the trouble is, I’d not be happy with a couple of pieces every day, I would probably eat the lot in one go!!
I happen to be going somewhere tomorrow where there is a Hotel Chocolat, and it will be very tempting to make a purchase.

Actually, they do an absolutely delicious hot chocolate with ginger in their café, so that’s going to be on my list, after lunch in Wagamama

 

[Archev]

@Everest - the trouble is, I’d not be happy with a couple of pieces every day, I would probably eat the lot in one go!!
I happen to be going somewhere tomorrow where there is a Hotel Chocolat, and it will be very tempting to make a purchase.

Actually, they do an absolutely delicious hot chocolate with ginger in their café, so that’s going to be on my list, after lunch in Wagamama

Ooer the high life for some

 

[Susanna]

@Archev - well it is Valentine’s Day, and also the birthday of the person who will be accompanying me, so a treat is in order for us both, I think.