Joke thread

[m4rmite]

Wouldn't be surprised if somebody' trying to, we have a great range of climates here, if cocoa beans need tropical we have plenty of that.

Yes in north queensland, A Bright Future for Australian Cacao | The Chocolate Professor

 

[siteguru]

This is rather old and probably very Australian centred ... but still funny


T1 Terry

It was a 3L V6 Holden Commodore hire car that I had when I was working in Australia.

 

[T1 Terry]

It was a 3L V6 Holden Commodore hire car that I had when I was working in Australia.

Did it have a chevy badge

T1 Terry

 

[JimJ]

Do you grow much chocolate in Australia

Not chocolate but we have about 30 hectares of cocoa growing.

 

[decrep]

Not chocolate but we have about 30 hectares of cocoa growing.

Can you make chocolate ginger?

Or another of our fancies that's hard to get now, chili chocolate?

 

[Archev]

Not chocolate but we have about 30 hectares of cocoa growing.

When’s harvest time

 

[T1 Terry]

When is brewing and tasting time is more like it. Australia would be probably the only place that has chocolate tasting bars, no free tastings at these places :lol:

T1 Terry

 

[Ian Key]

It has just been announced Tesla are integrating Grok AI into their cars

 

[T1 Terry]

When is brewing and tasting time is more like it. Australia would be probably the only place that has chocolate tasting bars, no free tastings at these places :lol:

T1 Terry

Probably gone way off the joke thread topic but here is a You Tube video about making your own chocolate at home
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You can see where so many flavours can be achieved, Grand Marnier is a favourite, or the Capparis mitchellii - Wikipedia or wild South Australian orange adds a flavour that is really hard to describe ..... I wonder how those run through to distilling process and made into a liquor, then added to the chocolate would go ......

T1 Terry

 

[Archev]

Probably gone way off the joke thread topic but here is a You Tube video about making your own chocolate at home
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You can see where so many flavours can be achieved, Grand Marnier is a favourite, or the Capparis mitchellii - Wikipedia or wild South Australian orange adds a flavour that is really hard to describe ..... I wonder how those run through to distilling process and made into a liquor, then added to the chocolate would go ......

T1 Terry

Yeah I think I could force a wee bit of that down

 

[siteguru]

Did it have a chevy badge

T1 Terry

Back in 1990? I doubt it.

 

[Everest]

Did it have a chevy badge

Back in 1990? I doubt it.

It probably had a Daewoo badge then

 

[Ian Key]

I went to a faith healer last night.
He was bloody awful — even the bloke in the wheelchair stood up and walked out.