Joke thread

[Black estate]

I would get a better rest if I slept on the toilet and made five trips to the bed every night.

Sign of getting old

 

[T1 Terry]

Sign of getting old

Then I'm not that old then .... Although it does have timer that lets me know I should get up at around 10am, but it does have a snooze setting where I can hold out till 11am or later, doesn't seem to matter if I have the odd cool drink the night before

T1 Terry

 

[Rolfe]

Hunger, or pure shame, is all that gets me up if I've nothing in particular to do.

 

[Giller]

Sign of getting old

Age shall not wither me, I’ve still got all my own teeth and hair, I keep both in tuppaware tubs under the bed.

 

[T1 Terry]

Age shall not wither me, I’ve still got all my own teeth and hair, I keep both in tuppaware tubs under the bed.

Best have your glasses handy if the Guzzunder lives there as well, could leave a rather nasty taste in the mouth, if you know what I mean

T1 Terry

 

[Giller]

Best have your glasses handy if the Guzzunder lives there as well, could leave a rather nasty taste in the mouth, if you know what I mean

T1 Terry

Benefits of the modern world, en-suite, 17 years living here muscle memory does the rest, mind you I’m old enough to remember Guzzunders from staying with my grandparents, smell memory activated.

 

[MG Clive]

Benefits of the modern world, en-suite, 17 years living here muscle memory does the rest, mind you I’m old enough to remember Guzzunders from staying with my grandparents, smell memory activated.

Nice

 

[Archev]

Nice

Isn’t a guzzunder a motorcycle

 

[Giller]

Isn’t a guzzunder a motorcycle

If it was I’d say it would scare the sh*t out of you.

 

[T1 Terry]

Isn’t a guzzunder a motorcycle

Yeah, but a V twin motorcycle with the cylinders poking out the sides that needed working on before, during and when you returned home every time you rode it, had already been available for a while, so making a copy down under just didn't catch on ..... Not like the Howard Cultivator .....

T1 Terry

 

[Archev]

Yeah, but a V twin motorcycle with the cylinders poking out the sides that needed working on before, during and when you returned home every time you rode it, had already been available for a while, so making a copy down under just didn't catch on ..... Not like the Howard Cultivator .....

T1 Terry

Do not sit on a Howard

 

[Giller]

Do not sit on a Howard

The howor.

 

[T1 Terry]

Do not sit on a Howard

Have you ever seen a Howard motorcycle? Australian built, uses the same Howard cultivator engine that sparks a lot of controversy about who was the original designer, Howard or Harley Davidson, this one is a bitsa, bits of triumph and other brands, the engine is still a Howard though


T1 Terry

 

[Archev]

Have you ever seen a Howard motorcycle? Australian built, uses the same Howard cultivator engine that sparks a lot of controversy about who was the original designer, Howard or Harley Davidson, this one is a bitsa, bits of triumph and other brands, the engine is still a Howard though


T1 Terry

Now I dig that - a lot

 

[Giller]

Have you ever seen a Howard motorcycle? Australian built, uses the same Howard cultivator engine that sparks a lot of controversy about who was the original designer, Howard or Harley Davidson, this one is a bitsa, bits of triumph and other brands, the engine is still a Howard though


T1 Terry

Judas Priest, with a solid rear and, springer forks and a tractor seat that must have been a joy to ride.

 

[Giller]

Getting back on topic but relating to previous:

I was at a bar and met a beautiful woman, we really seemed to be hitting it off.
I asked her: “Would you like to come back to my place?
She said: “I really would, but I’m on my menstrual cycle.”
I said: “Cool!! I’m on my Harley. Just follow me!”

 

[T1 Terry]

Getting back on topic but relating to previous:

I was at a bar and met a beautiful woman, we really seemed to be hitting it off.
I asked her: “Would you like to come back to my place?
She said: “I really would, but I’m on my menstrual cycle.”
I said: “Cool!! I’m on my Harley. Just follow me!”

You're gunna be in trouble, I had a post removed for way less than that

T1 Terry

 

[Giller]

You're gunna be in trouble, I had a post removed for way less than that

T1 Terry

Oh come on, coincidentally I had one pulled off last night.

 

[Giller]

You're gunna be in trouble, I had a post removed for way less than that

T1 Terry

It’s because I said Harley ain’t it…..

 

[Giller]

I asked my wife "Why don't you ever tell me when you orgasm?" She replied, "Because I don't like calling you at work."