Joke thread

[Giller]

Why did the farmer name his horse Mayo?
Because Mayo neighs.......

 

[salty]

Why did the farmer name his horse Mayo?
Because Mayo neighs.......

There you go....

 

[salty]

 

[Giller]

You know, 10 minutes ago I thought of the most hilarious post ever, one which would never be surpassed, but then I had to let the dog out for a pee and bugger me, can I remember it? Can I ****.

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Bwahahahaha

 

[johnb80]

This one makes oy larf.....

 

[Black estate]

Me reporting mods modified comments on posts they modified , because I'm tipsy

 

[Giller]

I thought my new girlfriend might have just been the one. But after going through her closet and finding a nurses outfit, a French maid's outfit, and a police woman's uniform, I decided: if she can't hold down a job, she's not for me.

 

[salty]

 

[Giller]

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Oh dear Cod!!!

 

[Giller]

I got into a taxi this morning and the driver said “do you mind if I put some music on?” I said “ no not at all” He said “Kiss?” I said “let’s just start with the music and see how we feel”

 

[Giller]

So, I was in a bar and two large women with accents are sitting across from me. I say, "COOL accents, are you two ladies from Scotland?" One of them yells, "it's #### Whales you idiot!" So l said, "OK, are you two #### Whales from Scotland?" I don't remember much after that.

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