Joke thread

[Biker67]

 

[Giller]

Irishman walked into a bar said “ouch”. It was an iron bar.

 

[Giller]

 

[Giller]

I send flowers "From Steve" To my neighbors wife every Friday night, then watch them fight from my living room window while eating popcorn.

 

[Biker67]

Especially because it's Friday!

Diane's spirit animal...

 

[Archev]

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Are you on overtime rates or something?

 

[OriginalBigAl]

Agree , sensory overload , its like a digital version of Tim Vine or Frank Carson in full flow.
Especially like the Liverpool / Monopoly skit.

 

[decrep]

And by the way, the Nullarbor diesel generator runs on used chip fryer oil.
Not that funny, it's actually a good sustainable innovation.

 

[Black estate]

 

[Biker67]

Agree , sensory overload , its like a digital version of Tim Vine or Frank Carson in full flow.
Especially like the Liverpool / Monopoly skit.

Yeah, it does look ridiculous but it wasn't my doing.
They were individual posts.
Someone has turned them into that enormous single post

 

[Black estate]

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But loves mash potatoes

 

[T1 Terry]

Yeah, it does look ridiculous but it wasn't my doing.
They were individual posts.
Someone has turned them into that enormous single post

Ya no be gettin' up in the post count that way laddie, the mods don' like ta competition

T1 Terry

 

[Archev]

And by the way, the Nullabor diesel generator runs on used chip fryer oil.
Not that funny, it's actually a good sustainable innovation.

What’s the Watts per chip ratio though ? I’m not keen on chips.

 

[T1 Terry]

What’s the Watts per chip ratio though ? I’m not keen on chips.

They have a premium grade available, uses only deep frier oil from the better class take away premises, but you pay more for that ......

T1 Terry

 

[Biker67]

Ya no be gettin' up in the post count that way laddie, the mods don' like ta competition

T1 Terry

I genuinely only did it to give you guys a laugh Terry.
Obviously whomever edited it thought I was trying to climb the forum ladder. So it would appear that you are correct mate

 

[Biker67]

Are you on overtime rates or something?

Yeah, it does look ridiculous but it wasn't my doing.
They were individual posts.
Someone has turned them into that enormous single post

 

[T1 Terry]

I genuinely only did it to give you guys a laugh Terry.
Obviously whomever edited it thought I was trying to climb the forum ladder. So it would appear that you are correct mate

You have to serve your time at the lower levels before you can make a run for the leader board You will still get a heap of moaning and groaning from some of the membership, but wear that with pride, at least you know they are reading your posts

This is probably why I didn't get last months top contributor points, I have served my full apprenticeship to be up there with the high fliers ......

T1 Terry

 

[Biker67]

You have to serve your time at the lower levels before you can make a run for the leader board You will still get a heap of moaning and groaning from some of the membership, but wear that with pride, at least you know they are reading your posts

This is probably why I didn't get last months top contributor points, I have served my full apprenticeship to be up there with the high fliers ......

T1 Terry

I woke up at silly o'clock today needing a pee. Couldn't get back to sleep so I posted all those memes. Just to give you guys a laugh. There was no hidden agenda behind it Terry
I find it bizarre that someone would go to the trouble of turning them into one enormous post. Unless you're correct about the "leader board"?

 

[OriginalBigAl]

I woke up at silly o'clock today needing a pee. Couldn't get back to sleep so I posted all those memes. Just to give you guys a laugh. There was no hidden agenda behind it Terry
I find it bizarre that someone would go to the trouble of turning them into one enormous post. Unless you're correct about the "leader board"?

Most likely automatic , but who knows. T1 Terry is just trying to protect his standings but unless he ups his game he might become the next Leicester City.

 

[Biker67]

Most likely automatic

Definitely not mate.
They originally appeared individually. Seemingly my attempt to make you guys laugh was misinterpreted as an attempted power grab!