Joke thread

[OriginalBigAl]

Definitely not mate.
They originally appeared individually. Seemingly my attempt to make you guys laugh was misinterpreted as an attempted power grab!

Let the internal enquiries begin !!
I thought I saw , Stuart was on administration this morning. Careful , could be messing with the big dog. ?

 

[Everest]

Yeah, it does look ridiculous but it wasn't my doing.
They were individual posts.
Someone has turned them into that enormous single post

I genuinely only did it to give you guys a laugh Terry.
Obviously whomever edited it thought I was trying to climb the forum ladder. So it would appear that you are correct mate

Yeah, it does look ridiculous but it wasn't my doing.
They were individual posts.
Someone has turned them into that enormous single post

I woke up at silly o'clock today needing a pee. Couldn't get back to sleep so I posted all those memes. Just to give you guys a laugh. There was no hidden agenda behind it Terry
I find it bizarre that someone would go to the trouble of turning them into one enormous post. Unless you're correct about the "leader board"?

Definitely not mate.
They originally appeared individually. Seemingly my attempt to make you guys laugh was misinterpreted as an attempted power grab!

Well, don't worry about missing out on "posting points", you've made up for it with the number of postings telling us why

 

[Biker67]

Well, don't worry about missing out on "posting points", you've made up for it with the number of postings telling us why

Cheers!
Lots of forums use this platform aka Xenforo. Yet I've never known any that bother with keeping track of a poster ranking system. At least not to the extent that you guys do.
Is posting a lot seen as a bad thing on here? Is it automatically assumed that it's being done to get onto the aforementioned "leader board"

 

[Technonotice]

Meanwhile, back to the jokes:

 

[Everest]

Is posting a lot seen as a bad thing on here?

Only if the poster's name starts with T and ends with y

[only kidding, we love him really]

 

[MG Clive]

Is posting a lot seen as a bad thing on here?

Not at all, but posting 20+ jokes in separate posts instantly increases your post rating, and invites multiple reactions in those 20+ posts, both of which are seen as being against the "must not abuse the post ratings system." rule.

 

[Biker67]

Not at all, but posting 20+ jokes in separate posts instantly increases your post rating, and invites multiple reactions in those 20+ posts, both of which are seen as being against the "must not abuse the post ratings system." rule.

Ok, fair enough. If those are the rules.
But that definitely was not my intention Clive! I really couldn't give a #*!# about post ratings or reactions. I was simply sharing some stuff that I found funny. In the hope that you guys would as well?
What is the maximum permissible amount of memes/jokes in one go?

 

[MG Clive]

What is the maximum permissible amount of memes/jokes in one go?

As many as you want, but if you're posting 20 jokes all in one go, just put them all in a single post.

 

[Biker67]

if you're posting 20 jokes all in one go, just put them all in a single post.

I'd rather not mate.
Look at the reaction that got today after the edit.
I'll limit it to a maximum of 5 individual posts per day, if that's ok?
If you want to remove any brownie points that achieves. I'll be absolutely fine with that.

 

[Everest]

Meanwhile, back to the jokes:

Oh!... And there was me thinking @Biker67 and @MG Clive's postings were jokes...

 

[Black estate]

Only if the poster's name starts with T and ends with y

[only kidding, we love him really]

And come from the south

 

[Biker67]

Oh!... And there was me thinking @Biker67 and @MG Clive's postings were jokes...

Me too mate.
I wasn't sure if the whole thing was just an elaborate wind-up?

 

[OriginalBigAl]

I'd rather not mate.
Look at the reaction that got today after the edit.
I'll limit it to a maximum of 5 individual posts per day, if that's ok?
If you want to remove any brownie points that achieves. I'll be absolutely fine with that.

You can do 5 jokes a day?..... that's just showing off.