Joke thread

[MG Clive]

He wasn’t looking for yard work then

That's funnier than the original joke.

 

[Archev]

That's funnier than the original joke.

Nah 75mm short.

 

[Biker67]

although I don't think it would make any difference if they were in separate posts one after the other.

Looks like you'll never get to find out Ian

 

[Biker67]

 

[Everest]

Digital alcohol , now there's a thing ?

This forum is my digital alcohol.

What do you think the genuine issue is with me posting 5 separate memes?

My 2p worth is that separate posts are better than all merged together. With separate ones we can respond with a "laugh" to the one we think is funny. If he-who-shall-not-be-named merges them into one big post, we can't respond with a 5th of a laugh. And if we respond to the posting with a laugh response you might, shock-horror, think we found all of them funny

 

[Biker67]

This forum is my digital alcohol.


My 2p worth is that separate posts are better than all merged together. With separate ones we can respond with a "laugh" to the one we think is funny. If he-who-shall-not-be-named merges them into one big post, we can't respond with a 5th of a laugh. And if we respond to the posting with a laugh response you might, shock-horror, think we found all of them funny

Thank you Sir.
I'm sure you aren't the only person that thinks that.
Unfortunately the guy who doesn't agree with us has all the power.

 

[Rolfe]

Posts are unlikely to be merged if they are relatively widely spaced with posts from other members in between. Just saying.

 

[Martinonline]

@Rolfe, my guesses are:

'foot' replaced 'feet'
'meter' replaced 'metre'

 

[Rolfe]

You're looking at the wrong post.

 

[MG Clive]

You're looking at the wrong post.

I was just about to say that.

 

[Martinonline]

Ok, which one should I be looking at? Or has your question been answered already?

 

[MG Clive]

Ok, which one should I be looking at? Or has your question been answered already?

Post in thread 'Joke thread'

Yesterday at 9:26 AM

Oh, you have no idea the spelling and punctuation I fix.

Oh please don't, leave us pedants some ammunition. I know I'm definitely not perfect on that front, but isn't that a little creepy and sneaky in some way I can't explain?

• Gomev

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[T1 Terry]

Should be Peasants rather than Pedants, we lowly folk not being of the moderator class and all

T1 Terry

 

[decrep]

Should be Peasants rather than Pedants, we lowly folk not being of the moderator class and all

T1 Terry

Strange I read that as Pheasants, and wondered why.

 

[Archev]

Should be Peasants rather than Pedants, we lowly folk not being of the moderator class and all

T1 Terry

Oh dear that’s definitely what we need - Pedantic Pheasants!
A bit o’ broccoli and spud or two and take that over to the mystery dinner dinner section

 

[Black estate]

 

[T1 Terry]

Don't think I've posted this one before, but I am an old bloke so .....

Donald has finally talked Daisy into a night together is a swish hotel ..... they have enjoyed a bottle of expensive wine and Donald is happy with the way things are going .... then Daisy says " You better have a condom, I won't be doing the thing without one ......
Donald rushes to the elevator and down to the concierge's office, asking if they have any condoms, certainly sir, will I put that on your bill
"Don't be thupid, I'd thufficate" replies Donald

T1 Terry

 

[Biker67]

Well, it made me laugh
Check out number 10 .......

 

[salty]

Well, it made me laugh
Check out number 10 .......

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How you get there?

 

[Rolfe]

Honestly, it's a mystery even to me. Arcane are the ways of the algorithm.