Joke thread

[salty]

 

[Giller]

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You’re bored and not watching MasterChef aren’t you?

 

[Biker67]

 

[salty]

You’re bored and not watching MasterChef aren’t you?

Snooker.

 

[Biker67]

Snooker.

Personally, I'd find it less embarrassing to admit to watching MasterChef mate!

 

[Giller]

Snooker.

Load of balls

 

[Giller]

Personally, I'd find it less embarrassing to admit to watching MasterChef mate!

Ah ok, you're watchin Googlebox then…..

 

[Biker67]

Load of balls

..."For those of you watching in black & white. The pink ball is next to the blue"...

Probably not an accurate quote. But those of you of a certain age will still get the joke!

 

[Giller]

..."For those of you catching in black & white. The pink ball is next to the blue"...

Probably not an accurate quote. But those of you of a certain age will still get the joke!

As one old enough to have watched the introduction of colour. Tv albeit with a green tint I get it.

 

[JohnV6]

Me too

 

[Black estate]

 

[Ian Key]

..."For those of you watching in black & white. The pink ball is next to the blue"...

Probably not an accurate quote. But those of you of a certain age will still get the joke!

The quote was made by Ted Lowe. Here are some more of his including the original version.

For those of you who are watching in black and white, the pink is next to the green.

Well, the shot would have been safe if the red hadn't ended up over the pocket.

A little pale in the face, but then his name is White

And Jimmy's potting literally doing the commentary here

Perrie Mans played a prominent part in this tournament in1979- in fact he won it.

 

[salty]

 

[Biker67]

 

[Rolfe]

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Don't knock recorders. Serious virtuoso instrument in trained hands.

 

[Archev]

Don't knock recorders. Serious virtuoso instrument in trained hands.

No school ever trusted me with one

 

[Rolfe]

You should listen to some music written for the instrument. You'd be amazed.

 

[Biker67]

The taxidermist really nailed this! .......

 

[Archev]

The taxidermist really nailed this! .......

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Stuff of nonsense.

 

[salty]

The taxidermist really nailed this! .......

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Beep! Beep!