Thank you for this.
I have had 4 visits to the dealers for this including changing the steering column.
I am now 4 weeks after my last visit, where they said they have never come across this problem after replacing the column and they would send videos to MG to see what they suggest and get back to me.
I have just fixed it myself using your method.
I wonder if they will ever get back to me...........
My theory is this, they replace the steering column upper assemblies, then torque all the fasteners to the factory values.
Then to there surprise, the problem returns again after a short time and they can not understand why ?.
Can't I suggest, that the original diagnosis of a worn upper steering column that was causing the "clicking / ticking" was incorrect in many cases.
Replacing the inner and outer column assemblies fixes the problem only short term, until movement caused by use of the steering wheel and by the pulling on the wheel to help people to get in and out of the car, then the slight movement returns which causes the noise to return.
If the column WAS indeed badly worn internally, then NO amount of increasing the torque values on the column fasteners would rectify the issue.
The pure fact
@xichas modification has been so successful for so many owners, is all the proof I need for myself.
I re-torqued all the fasteners myself in 15 minutes on our previous ZS EV LR and the "clicking" stopped instantly.
So, you have to wonder just how many columns have been replaced unnecessary ?.
Replacing the column has become the "rinse and repeat" fix.
Of course they have been a small number of cases where the lower universal joint has failed, but this a totally different problem.
Any unusual noises or play experienced in the steering system, should be checked by a well qualified person.
In my case ( as a retired tech ) I was 100% confident that the noise was NOT been produced by the lower UJ and it was coming from the head of the column.