Funniest greeting message

[Kithmo]

What interesting or funny greeting messages have owners configured in to their infotainment systems, mine is just on the random one at the moment ?

 

[Ian Key]

Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?

 

[PristDean]

For someone who works in a fast food chain:
“How you livin’, chicken?”

If you are a Doctor:
"What's up doc?"

If you are a US Army vet:
"Goooood morning, Vietnam!”

If you are an American actor from the 80's
"Here's Jonny"

If you work in MG Customer Services:
"It's just my shape and characteristics you know"

For those with LKA in kill mode not fixed:
"Get ready for a surprise"

 

[dsimpkins]

What interesting or funny greeting messages have owners configured in to their infotainment systems, mine just on the random one at the moment ?

Greeting message, didn't even know it could do that?

 

[siteguru]

Trophy only

 

[dsimpkins]

Boo! Thought that might be the case after searching through the settings on my SE

 

[Kithmo]

Boo! Thought that might be the case after searching through the settings on my SE

Apologies, I didn't know it was Trophy only either.

 

[Themist0]

Apologies, I didn't know it was Trophy only either.

Don’t forget the ejector seat on the trophy too

 

[Ian Key]

Don’t forget the ejector seat on the trophy too

It's for the SE owners when you give them a lift in your Trophy and they start moaning that their car hasn't got this or doesn't do that but they don't need it anyway

 

[Brettus]

“Where do you want to go today?”
For the more senior IT nerds

 

[Themist0]

‘Have you tried switching it off and on again’

 

[Robf]

To Infinty & Beyond

 

[Ian Key]

Engage
or
Make it so

 

[Brettus]

“Take us out Mr LaForge”

 

[Kithmo]

“Take us out Mr LaForge”

That turns LKA on in aggressive mode.

 

[Brettus]

That turns LKA on in aggressive mode.

 

[OriginalBigAl]

"Computer says no!" with apologies to Little Britain.

 

[dsimpkins]

It's for the SE owners when you give them a lift in your Trophy and they start moaning that their car hasn't got this or doesn't do that but they don't need it anyway

Harsh, but fair

 

[JDMB]

I set mine to “Wassup, dawg?”, initially as it was weirdly the first thing that came to mind. When the wife said she hated it, I immediately know it had to stay as has done ever since She’ll never poke around the menus either to learn how to turn it off

 

[ok86]

I’ve been playing around with this today, i’m going to use it to remind my kids not to forget their hats, water bottles and PE kits we’re always leaving something behind.