Funniest greeting message

[calwoo]

Mine greets me with the right time “1st January 2019” for about 50% of the starts. The rest get the date and time right. An interesting problem for the programmers to sort out.

 

[Kithmo]

Mine greets me with the right time “1st January 2019” for about 50% of the starts. The rest get the date and time right. An interesting problem for the programmers to sort out.

I've only just activated that, so you say it does get it right sometimes ?

 

[calwoo]

I've only just activated that, so you say it does get it right sometimes ?

Yes, but having now deactivated it won’t stop.

 

[ok86]

Yes, but having now deactivated it won’t stop.

hold down the home button for 10 secs it go away after resetting the system.

 

[Kithmo]

Yes, but having now deactivated it won’t stop.

Mine got the date right first thing this morning, then reverted back to Jan 2019 on restarting the car.

 

[calwoo]

What else would this reset?

 

[calwoo]

It occurred to me that the 2019 date might arise when Apple Car Play is on from the start so since Monday Ive waited for start up to complete without plugging in the phone. Its got the date right every time so far

 

[Kithmo]

It occurred to me that the 2019 date might arise when Apple Car Play is on from the start so since Monday Ive waited for start up to complete without plugging in the phone. Its got the date right every time so far

Mine's not connected to the phone at all, by wire or bluetooth, and it still gets it wrong 8 out of 10 times.

 

[calwoo]

Mine's not connected to the phone at all, by wire or bluetooth, and it still gets it wrong 8 out of 10 times.

Another theory bites the dust!

Is the 10 second home button reset just a reboot which doesnt alter any other settings?

 

[Saintsman]

If you have the LKA switched on you could set the message to say;

"I kill You" ?

 

[siteguru]

Ahmed The Dead Terrorist

 

[slmorgan42]

How do you get it to say date and time?

 

[Anon70]

Mine is set to say "Hello I am Elsie" as that is what I have named the car but a more appropriate message might be...

"I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that right now"

 

[Burgo]

As posted in the original "custom greeting messages" thread some of my go to ones I set up at night for the entertainment of my better half in the morning are:
Have you trodden in something?
Hello Sailor. Are you looking for a good time?
Please don't pick your nose at traffic lights
Can you smell something in here?
Is this your fountain pen?
Guess what I can see from down here
Stop fidgeting and sit down properly
Put your seat belt on she's driving again
You look rough today. Was it a late night?

 

[MG Clive]

How do you get it to say date and time?

This would be more useful than any greeting message.

 

[Burgo]

How do you get it to say date and time?

I can't remember fir sure, without going down to the garage, but isn't it a setting in the weather forecast pane? I'll check a bit later..
Edited 11:29. Try the weather pane, upper right cog wheel for settings. Then turn on "Weather Broadcast". I think that includes the date & time.
If it's not that then it's under the Voice settings in the main settings menus.

 

[keithab]

Mine says.
Hello Keith, have a nice day, drive safely, Debbie do not nag him.
When my wife first heard it you should have seen her face. I convinced her for a while that it was artificial intelligence at work

 

[TonyF]

Mine is set to say "Hello I am Elsie" as that is what I have named the car but a more appropriate message might be...

"I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that right now"

Mine is I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that, but it really needs Hal's voice.

I'm just revisiting the scene on YT, and will shortly move to hiding behind the lounge. Hal terrified me as a kid.

 

[Burgo]

Mine says.
Hello Keith, have a nice day, drive safely, Debbie do not nag him.
When my wife first heard it you should have seen her face. I convinced her for a while that it was artificial intelligence at work

Maybe the issue was that your wife's name isn't Debbie?

 

[STG]

Mine is currently

"Ignition system on, sport mode activation in 10 , 9 , 8 , 7 , 6 , 5 , 4 , 3 , 2 , 1"

And if I have someone in the car I then press the accelerator and go "Whoa!!!"