securespark
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His Lordship being our nickname for the car.
We came back from a walk in the park.
Good song that, thanks, Nick. But I digress.
I stayed in the car looking at posts here and another forum. Yes, I'm ashamed to say that I am unfaithful...
I was in the car a good while, but I can't remember how long. It did that thing where it clicks and shuts down.
Anyhow, eventually, I went in and locked the car. The lights stayed on.
No Biggie, I thought, Mrs S has turned them on via the stalk. So I went back and yes, they were manually on. So I turned them off and locked the car again.
The lights stayed on.
Weird.
So I got in the passenger side with key in hand and did the bum on driver's seat thing.
Heard a relay click, but nothing lit up.
Except the rear window demist switch.
I turned it off. It came back on.
I turned it off again. It came back on again.
I got out, shut the door, locked up, opened the door, got in did the bum on driver's seat thing again.
Nothing lit up.
Except the rear window demist switch.
I turned it off. It came back on.
I turned it off again. It came back on again.
I did the getting out, locking up, opening, getting in and doing the driver's bum thing again and sat there for a moment contemplating fetching a 10mm spanner.
Then, I don't know why, I pulled up on the handbrake.
Instantly, His Lordship sparked into life.
I got out, locked up and all was well with the world.
We came back from a walk in the park.
Good song that, thanks, Nick. But I digress.
I stayed in the car looking at posts here and another forum. Yes, I'm ashamed to say that I am unfaithful...
I was in the car a good while, but I can't remember how long. It did that thing where it clicks and shuts down.
Anyhow, eventually, I went in and locked the car. The lights stayed on.
No Biggie, I thought, Mrs S has turned them on via the stalk. So I went back and yes, they were manually on. So I turned them off and locked the car again.
The lights stayed on.
Weird.
So I got in the passenger side with key in hand and did the bum on driver's seat thing.
Heard a relay click, but nothing lit up.
Except the rear window demist switch.
I turned it off. It came back on.
I turned it off again. It came back on again.
I got out, shut the door, locked up, opened the door, got in did the bum on driver's seat thing again.
Nothing lit up.
Except the rear window demist switch.
I turned it off. It came back on.
I turned it off again. It came back on again.
I did the getting out, locking up, opening, getting in and doing the driver's bum thing again and sat there for a moment contemplating fetching a 10mm spanner.
Then, I don't know why, I pulled up on the handbrake.
Instantly, His Lordship sparked into life.
I got out, locked up and all was well with the world.