Joke thread

[MG Clive]

Panfriend Man ?

I reckon you're on't wacky backy today mate.

 

[Archev]

I reckon you're on't wacky backy today mate.

I don’t need any help from dubious substances my friend

 

[OriginalBigAl]

What about this one, name the singer.

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Got it , but I'm not going to SHOUT out the answer.

 

[salty]

I don’t need any help from dubious substances my friend

Yep, we know.

 

[salty]

Got it , but I'm not going to SHOUT out the answer.

Great clue.

 

[Archev]

Got it , but I'm not going to SHOUT out the answer.

Curiouser and curiouser

 

[MG Clive]

Got it , but I'm not going to SHOUT out the answer.

Correct mate.

 

[salty]

Don't say owt, I can here Archev's cogs, whirring from here.

 

[MG Clive]

Don't say owt, I can here Archev's cogs, whirring from here.

He'll still come out with Tina.

 

[siteguru]

Tina Turder?

 

[Archev]

He'll still come out with Tina.

Ti - na Ti - Na TI - NA
Nope - however loud - I’m stuck with Ms Turner

 

[Archev]

Tina Turder?

Flush your pans out !!

 

[OriginalBigAl]

Its not, but could be : John Travolta and Olivia Newton John, if we are allowing plurals, and duos.

 

[Archev]

Its not, but could be : John Travolta and Olivia Newton John, if we are allowing plurals, and duos.

I’d have put money on “Big John Bowldry” or “Johnny Cash” or even “Lavvy Seethree” but that’s too many.

 

[siteguru]

or even “Lavvy Seethree” but that’s too many.

 

[OriginalBigAl]

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You need a different tiler !

 

[siteguru]

You need a different tiler !

Bonnie?

 

[Everest]

What about this one, name the singer.

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Singer or band? If the latter, how about Toulouse?

 

[salty]

Don't think I would have got it, only for BigAl's great clue. Here's another clue.
A diminutive, Scottish Singer.

 

[Archev]

Don't think I would have got it, only for BigAl's great clue. Here's another clue.
A diminutive, Scottish Singer.

It’s that double toilet again isn’t it?