Joke thread

[Everest]

Don't think I would have got it, only for BigAl's great clue. Here's another clue.
A diminutive, Scottish Singer.

Ah - got it! Well I wasn't far off with two loos' then, was I In my defence, I'd say she was before my time, even though I'm old... though obviously not as old as our French friend

 

[OriginalBigAl]

Ah - got it! Well I wasn't far off with two loos' then, was I In my defence, I'd say she was before my time, even though I'm old... though obviously not as old as our French friend

Oi.

 

[OriginalBigAl]

It fell into my lap as I specialise in toilet humour.

 

[Everest]

Oi.

Surely I can tease someone who has asked me for marriage... OK OK, I take the insult back... I know you're not really French

 

[OriginalBigAl]

Surely I can tease someone who has asked me for marriage... OK OK, I take the insult back... I know you're not really French

On reflection, I've decided I am actually a figment of my own imagination and as such there is a vagueness to national identity . It could be said I'm living the dream!!!
Although I did dream of getting a X Power, which didn't happen , glitch in the matrix and all that !!!
" Nurse.... where's me cocoa.?"

 

[siteguru]

I was speaking to the artiste in question earlier today. I asked how they were doing and the reply was "We-e-e-e-e-e-elllll"

 

[MG Clive]

Bloody bank just charged me a fee for being overdrawn and having no money in my account, it seems I can't even afford to be skint these days.

 

[Everest]

It's the Minervois

 

[Everest]

OK... Name the singer... again

 

[MG Clive]

OK... Name the singer... again

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Excellent, this must be for @Archev

 

[salty]

Just got it! With Clives, clue.

 

[MG Clive]

Just in case anybody is struggling.

Spoiler

""Tin" - "a tern" - "ER""

 

[OriginalBigAl]

Bloody bank just charged me a fee for being overdrawn and having no money in my account, it seems I can't even afford to be skint these days.

Sorry, MG Clive ,but you seem to have put this in the joke thread. We all feel your pain!

 

[Everest]

Excellent, this must be for @Archev

It was for @Archev , of course and your spoiler was 100% correct (including the pronoun)

 

[Archev]

Just got it! With Clives, clue.

Thank you guys.
You’re simply the best

 

[MG Clive]

Sorry, MG Clive ,but you seem to have put this in the joke thread. We all feel your pain!

I know mate, it's no joke.

 

[5teep]

 

[Archev]

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I wondered what that was fur.

 

[salty]

That's Purrfect.

 

[MG Clive]

That's Purrfect.

Reminds me of a joke our granddaughter told us a couple of weeks ago, 'What's a cat's favourite colour'?

Spoiler

"Puuuurrrrrple"