Joke thread

[salty]

I’ll pass …..

Violently probably.

Yep, Defo a Japanese flag, job.

 

[T1 Terry]

The latest thing is a mind controlled air freshener ...... it makes scents if you think about it

T1 Terry

 

[MG Clive]

I don't care how nice the hand soap smells,
you should never walk out of the toilets
sniffing your fingers.
​

 

[Archev]

I don't care how nice the hand soap smells,
you should never walk out of the toilets
sniffing your fingers.
​

Mind you I worry more about those that walk out without visiting the soap and water

 

[salty]

Mind you I worry more about those that walk out without visiting the soap and water

And then straight into the Peanuts on the Bar or Table.

 

[MG Clive]

And then straight into the Peanuts on the Bar or Table.

That's put me right off my cornflakes.

 

[m4rmite]

That's put me right off my cornflakes.

You must be in a posh pub if they're serving cornflakes

 

[Archev]

You must be in a posh pub if they're serving cornflakes

Aye and crunchy nut jobs at that

 

[siteguru]

I thought it was only squirrels who had crunchy nut jobbies?

 

[Archev]

I thought it was only squirrels who had crunchy nut jobbies?

Who invited squirrels?

 

[siteguru]

Who invited squirrels?

It's a secret.

 

[OriginalBigAl]

I'll put this on the "joke thread" just to lighten the mood. Did you know that the major component/ingredient in a thermo nuclear device is lithium? Ah well , good luck everyone !

 

[T1 Terry]

I'll put this on the "joke thread" just to lighten the mood. Did you know that the major component/ingredient in a thermo nuclear device is lithium? Ah well , good luck everyone !

Well, like saying sea water is used in sodium ion batteries .... a slight distortion of the facts. The lithium used in lithium ion batteries is lithium 3, the atomic grade lithium is lithium 6 or 7 ..... so about as removed from the thermonuclear type lithium as sea water is from the electrolyte in sodium batteries ...... but points for trying

T1 Terry

 

[Archev]

I'll put this on the "joke thread" just to lighten the mood. Did you know that the major component/ingredient in a thermo nuclear device is lithium? Ah well , good luck everyone !

That’ll go down a bomb in anti ev circles.

 

[salty]

That’ll go down a bomb in anti ev circles.

Shush Don't tell um.

 

[OriginalBigAl]

Well, like saying sea water is used in sodium ion batteries .... a slight distortion of the facts. The lithium used in lithium ion batteries is lithium 3, the atomic grade lithium is lithium 6 or 7 ..... so about as removed from the thermonuclear type lithium as sea water is from the electrolyte in sodium batteries ...... but points for trying

T1 Terry

Next time I'll wait until you are in bed, when's that European time? ...... spoilsport!

 

[decrep]

Next time I'll wait until you are in bed, when's that European time? ...... spoilsport!

I think Terry is +10GMT But no idea when he goes to bed

 

[Everest]

I don't think he does

 

[decrep]

I don't think he does

I've tried sleeping standing up, ---- it doesn't work very well.

 

[T1 Terry]

Next time I'll wait until you are in bed, when's that European time? ...... spoilsport!

Often around 3 am South Australian time, GMT + 9:30 hrs, so we get to see the anti EV shots before you do, so it gives me time to do the research ....

T1 Terry