Joke thread

[Ian Key]

 

[siteguru]

The reboot of Dr. Who scuppered all those Dalek jokes ... they were able to fly.

 

[MG Clive]

The reboot of Dr. Who scuppered all those Dalek jokes ... they were able to fly.

I know, just when we all thought we were safe upstairs in our bedrooms.

 

[Archev]

The reboot of Dr. Who scuppered all those Dalek jokes ... they were able to fly.

Nightmare

 

[Everest]

No way!... that's not right - but, then, I'm just old, having had my fix of Jon Pertwee in my younger years

 

[OriginalBigAl]

What's going on, half a dozen of you lot mention Daleks and now I've got Dalek videos coming up on my Youtube home page? even though I've not interacted to any of the previous posts.

 

[Ian Key]

What's going on, half a dozen of you lot mention Daleks and now I've got Dalek videos coming up on my Youtube home page? even though I've not interacted to any of the previous posts.

And you thought it was the Chinese taking over our tech......

 

[MG Clive]

What's going on, half a dozen of you lot mention Daleks and now I've got Dalek videos coming up on my Youtube home page? even though I've not interacted to any of the previous posts.

There's no escaping them mate, we can't even go upstairs anymore.

 

[Everest]

What's going on, half a dozen of you lot mention Daleks and now I've got Dalek videos coming up on my Youtube home page? even though I've not interacted to any of the previous posts.

No problem... you can always just hide behind the sofa when you click on you-tube

 

[Archev]

There's no escaping them mate, we can't even go upstairs anymore.

We’re doooomed I tell you, we’re all doooomed !

 

[siteguru]

 

[salty]

 

[T1 Terry]

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Gotta be a British thing, even tuning a radio station or changing a CD is the equivalent of using a mobile phone over here ....

 

[Archev]

Gotta be a British thing, even tuning a radio station or changing a CD is the equivalent of using a mobile phone over here ....

I thought that was the case here too.

 

[Ian Key]

While it's not illegal to change a CD or navigate through menus etc. the police could prosecute you for careless driving if they consider you to not be in proper control of the vehicle, an offence which carries an on-the-spot fine of £100 and three penalty points.

 

[salty]

While it's not illegal to change a CD or navigate through menus etc. the police could prosecute you for careless driving if they consider you to not be in proper control of the vehicle, an offence which carries an on-the-spot fine of £100 and three penalty points.

I'd be very suprised if that's ever been, implemented.

 

[Gomev]

While it's not illegal to change a CD or navigate through menus etc. the police could prosecute you for careless driving if they consider you to not be in proper control of the vehicle, an offence which carries an on-the-spot fine of £100 and three penalty points.

* Pedant alert * - just for our non-UK members, we do not have on the spot fines in the UK like they do say in France where the police actually collect the money of you on the spot, but a fixed penalty notice is issued and you pay within a set timescale.