Joke thread

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[Exdro]

An apple a day keeps the doctor away is really only one of Granny's Myths!

 

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[MG Clive]

Good old Les Dawson, one of the best.

 

[MG Clive]

I've just heard that the meteorologist who devised the wind chill factor has died.
He was only 68, but he said he felt like 88.

 

[MG Clive]

 

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[Archev]

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Do you have that in any other colours ?

 

[JohnV6]

Only Trump orange for a large fee

 

[Archev]

Only Trump orange for a large fee

Do the golden sneakers come with that ?

 

[salty]

Do you have that in any other colours ?

Only Trump orange for a large fee

Do the golden sneakers come with that ?

Can't see it, meself.

 

[JohnV6]

Of course they do. If you can't see them you don't believe

 

[Archev]

Of course they do. If you can't see them you don't believe

I believe I don’t

 

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[Archev]

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Daw - fill yer boots

 

[salty]

Daw - fill yer boots

Literally.

 

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