Joke thread

[Gomev]

From my windsurfing forum.
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Who thinks it's funny?

Don't mind EV jokes at all, but what's funny about that. Now if some time ago they had said Skoda.......

 

[siteguru]

... or before that, Lada.

Why does a Lada have a heated rear screen? To keep your hands warm when pushing it.

 

[Ian Key]

What do you call a Lada with two exhaust pipes?

A wheelbarrow

 

[MG Clive]

How do you double a Lada's value -

Spoiler

"Fill it with fuel."

 

[salty]

How do you double a Lada's value -

Spoiler

="Fill it with fuel."

Put fuel in it? If that's right, didn't cheat.

 

[T1 Terry]

Put fuel in it? If that's right, didn't cheat.

What's worse than owning a Lada

Owning two Lada

T1 Terry

 

[Archev]

Put fuel in it? If that's right, didn't cheat.

There’s something nostalgic about regurgitating all those wonderful OLD jokes

 

[T1 Terry]

A funny Muppet video remake over from a very long way back



T1 Terry

 

[MG Clive]

I'm getting "Video unavailable" Terry.

 

[Everest]

I'm getting "Video unavailable" Terry.

Oh no! YouTube have locked T1 Terry out as well

 

[Everest]

A chap returns his new Lada to the dealership the day after he bought it...
Owner: "I need my money back, the car's no good".
Salesman: "What's wrong with it?"
Owner says, pointing: "Well - that hill over there - I can only get up to 60 up that hill"
Salesman: "It's quite steep, that doesn't sound too bad for a Lada, I don't see a problem with that"
Owner:

Spoiler

"The problem is, I live at 82"

 

[T1 Terry]

I'm getting "Video unavailable" Terry.

Do you get the line at the bottom, Watch on Youtube, if you right click on that and open link in a new Tab, does it work then?

T1 Terry

 

[salty]

What's worse than owning a Lada

Owning two Lada

T1 Terry

Owning Two.

 

[siteguru]

I'm getting "Video unavailable" Terry.

Watch it on YouTube.

 

[MG Clive]

Do you get the line at the bottom, Watch on Youtube, if you right click on that and open link in a new Tab, does it work then?

T1 Terry

Thanks that works, I didn't see that line at first, I just clicked the Youtube logo bottom right, and it didn't work.

 

[Everest]

 

[siteguru]

I make a point of stopping my boys from doing that.

 

[Ian Key]

I make a point of stopping my boys from doing that.

I do too apart from the BMW whose driver who insists on blocking half the pavement. It's amazing how far up the big lad can get

 

[T1 Terry]

 

[Archev]

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Commendable sir, a joke that educates. That’s neat.