Joke thread

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Unfortunately a bit late.
For Joan of Arc.

 

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Surprised, Sicknote isn't on there.

 

[decrep]

Hmm, obviously Australian, from the Eastern States.
But it has something wrong!
Perth isn't always 3 hrs behind, depends on daylight saving.
Yes WA doesn't have daylight saving, although we've had a few referendums here asking for it. The residents here are afraid the extra hours of daylight will fade the curtains!
And although the windsurfers love it, because it gives them more time to enjoy the arvo seabreeze after work, that's countered by the surfers who are going to miss out on wave time before work.

 

[Rolfe]

Perth is only 65 miles away, what are you all on about?

And yes, I know the distance exactly because I charge at the Ionitys there before heading up into the Highlands.

 

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[T1 Terry]

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Might have been an abbreviation of the last words said as they opened the box and discovered it wasn't from an admirer

T1 Terry

 

[Archev]

Might have been an abbreviation of the last words said as they opened the box and discovered it wasn't from an admirer

T1 Terry

Why the fuss ?