Joke thread

[T1 Terry]

Hard to pronounce, what would you do with this one?
Mandjoogoorudap Drive.

Must be in one of the UP towns, I see they even have a gear changing town over there Google Maps

T1 Terry

 

[decrep]

Bit further North than most of them.

 

[MG Clive]

Is this a symbol for a shower, or a toilet for Daleks?

 

[Archev]

Is this a symbol for a shower, or a toilet for Daleks?

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Exfoliate!

 

[salty]

Exfoliate!

Very good!

 

[Ian Key]

Police have confirmed that the man who fell from the eighteenth floor of a nightclub was not a bouncer.

 

[T1 Terry]

Police have confirmed that the man who fell from the eighteenth floor of a nightclub was not a bouncer.

I bet doesn't try crowd surfing at the rooftop disco again .....

T1 Terry

 

[salty]

 

[Archev]

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OMO - moving on

 

[Everest]

moving on...

 

[Archev]

moving on...

Very clever

 

[Archev]

Well done Everest. That threw me completely at first but I’ve enjoyed an hour or so going off on a tangent enjoying a few more of the lady’s songs before it hit me

 

[OriginalBigAl]

Well done Everest. That threw me completely at first but I’ve enjoyed an hour or so going off on a tangent enjoying a few more of the lady’s songs before it hit me

I needed that prompt other wise , zilch !

 

[T1 Terry]

Gunna rain on the parade here, but Blondie did a remake of the Tide is High, the original is from 1967

T1 Terry

 

[OriginalBigAl]

Gunna rain on the parade here, but Blondie did a remake of the Tide is High, the original is from 1967

T1 Terry

Terry !!!! you'll be back on the naughty step pretty soon . Look what happened last time

 

[Archev]

Gunna rain on the parade here, but Blondie did a remake of the Tide is High, the original is from 1967

T1 Terry

TGF Debbie.

 

[T1 Terry]

Terry !!!! you'll be back on the naughty step pretty soon . Look what happened last time

I'm in trouble no matter what I do, so caution to the wind ..... or was that more meaning to show cause if he breaks wind ........ these saying aren't real clear in their meaning are they

T1 Terry

 

[T1 Terry]

TGF Debbie.

Wanna try Black Betty by Ram Jam and then the original

T1 Terry

 

[Archev]

Wanna try Black Betty by Ram Jam and then the original

T1 Terry

Nah I’d rather have heard a chorus from the Harleys in the background

 

[Lovemyev]

The Halloween nobody wants to get !.