Joke thread

[LenEV2016]

An Englishman is hiking in Scotland and he pauses to drink from a stream. A passing shepherd calls out "Dinnae drink frae that, it's all fulla coo piss an shite!"​

The Englishman says to him in a cut-glass accent "I'm terribly sorry, my good fellow, would you very much mind repeating that in the Queen's English?"

And the shepherd says "I'm terribly sorry sir, I was only asking if you would like to borrow this tin cup and get a proper drink?"

 

[T1 Terry]

Love the old jokes, still funny no matter how many times they are repeated

T1 Terry

 

[salty]

 

[T1 Terry]

What's an EVRI? We have Aust Post and Startrek (Startrack but your parcel still travels around the universe, just not at light speed) Toll is another big one, and a few smaller delivery mobs, but if you didn't sign for it, you never received it ......

If we aren't here when the driver turns up, the parcel goes to the post office, if it's a bulky or heavy delivery, they have to ring us the day before to make arrangements, no phone call and authorisation to deliver, tough luck if they have to make a second trip, they can't charge extra .....

T1 Terry

 

[MG Clive]

What's an EVRI?

EVRI is one of our UK courier companies, unfortunately they are 'famous' for not being very good.

 

[LenEV2016]

EVRI is one of our UK courier companies, unfortunately they are 'famous' for not being very good.

In fact they lose EVRI parcel!!

 

[MG Clive]

In fact they lose EVRI parcel!!

Ahhh, that's why they changed their name from Hermes.