Joke thread

[LenEV2016]

What did the Siamese twins from Glasgow call their autobiography?

Oor Wullie.

(Scottish members will get the reference)

 

[LenEV2016]

What's the difference between Bing Crosby and Walt Disney?

Bing sings and Walt Disney.

 

[LenEV2016]

A Scot walks into a bakers and asks: "Is that a doughnut or a meringue?"

The baker responds: "Naw, ye are right it's a doughnut."

 

[MG Clive]

Some good old Scottish ones there @LenEV2016

 

[Archev]

Some good old Scottish ones there @LenEV2016

Ancestral actually

 

[Archev]

Don't worry, we'll visit ya.

No probs - they were where I left them - in the door lock

 

[T1 Terry]

Went through the Maccas drive-through the other day and bought a "Big Mac" ..... the mind wandered back to the days of the drive-through after a case of the munchies .... and then to the "Roach Clip" that ended up hanging off the keyring ... clever and subtle were not part of the thought process back in those days
I opened the burger box and immediately came up with a new best selling item, "The burger clip" so you don't bite your fingers trying to hold your Big Macca and eat it too .....

T1 Terry

 

[T1 Terry]

Kept that one in the Scottish Restaurant food line of thought

T1 Terry