Joke thread

[Archev]

As in Berlin and Go?

Nearest I’ve managed was Düsseldorf but I didn’t reckon that as a good car

 

[m4rmite]

Nearest I’ve managed was Düsseldorf but I didn’t reckon that as a good car

My escort was a smooth ride

 

[Ian Key]

My escort was a smooth ride

I hope you're talking about the car

 

[MG Clive]

 

[Everest]

My escort was a smooth ride

hope you're talking about the car

Evidentially not, because if it was a car it would be Escort, not escort

 

[Archev]

Evidentially not, because if it was a car it would be Escort, not escort

It wasn’t THAT long ago !
It was a Focus I was driving

 

[EVsince2016]

My escort was a smooth ride

Very expensive per hour to run though . . .

 

[EVsince2016]

My sons doing DoE.

My wife asks, "who is the Duke of Edinburgh, not Andrew, I hope?"

I said "no, he was the Dick of York."

My son responded, "he had his dick taken away and he's just Andrew now.

My wife said, "probably for the best"

 

[LenEV2016]

Evidentially not, because if it was a car it would be Escort, not escort

Stole @siteguru job

 

[Ian Key]

Stole @siteguru job

And points in the Contributor competition

 

[m4rmite]

Evidentially not, because if it was a car it would be Escort, not escort

Who says my lady ain't posh enough for a capital E

 

[T1 Terry]

An oldie but a good one, hope I get it right

Andrew spots and add for a 15 yr old Escort and the price looked good, so he paid immediately, no questions asked, and supplied his address.
That evening, there is a knock at the door, all excited Andrew answers the knock, only to find a young lad holding up a set of keys and a shiny old car parked out front ....

T1 Terry

 

[Archev]

Was it an eve ?

 

[T1 Terry]

Was it an eve ?

It was an evening aas far as I remember in the joke, does that cover it?

T1 Terry

 

[Everest]

An oldie but a good one, hope I get it right

Andrew spots and add for a 15 yr old Escort and the price looked good, so he paid immediately, no questions asked, and supplied his address.
That evening, there is a knock at the door, all excited Andrew answers the knock, only to find a young lad holding up a set of keys and a shiny old car parked out front ....

You say an oldie, but do we assume that is the (ex) Price you are referring to... going by the age mentioned?

 

[T1 Terry]

You say an oldie, but do we assume that is the (ex) Price you are referring to... going by the age mentioned?

I will leave that up to you to decide

T1 Terry

 

[T1 Terry]

Some true Australian humour from the great Barry Humphries in his Dame Edna Everage character role


T1 Terry